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minor things that make you fume

When people ask you to guess things that they know the answer to... Why are you wasting my time instead of just telling me the information directly? Women love to use this in conversation as well and it does my nut in.

"Guess what"

"Just bleeding tell me"

"Guess how much this cost"

"Just bleeding tell me"

Missus has just sent me a text saying "Just got the leccy bill, guess how much it was"

FFS, in the time it took you to text that out you could have just said "the leccy bill was x amount this month"

are you sure your missus is the right one for you mate?? she seems to get right on your tits quite alot of the time!
 

When you miss a phone call by a few seconds and then phone them back straight away, they then miss the call and phone you back straight away.

Each time the other is trying to ring and it goes to their voicemails because they're both trying to ring each other at the same time.

You then proceed to wait a minute to give them a chance to ring you, they have the same idea, and then after the minute is up the horrid cycle starts all over again.
 

When you miss a phone call by a few seconds and then phone them back straight away, they then miss the call and phone you back straight away.

Each time the other is trying to ring and it goes to their voicemails because they're both trying to ring each other at the same time.

You then proceed to wait a minute to give them a chance to ring you, they have the same idea, and then after the minute is up the horrid cycle starts all over again.
Like.

<sigh>
 

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