minor things that make you fume

[Toast]

Idiot train conductors who insist blowing their whistle right down my ear hole at 7am this morning!

Absolute MONG of a human

You on the board for Southern Railway by any chance ?

 

[COYBL25]

Idiot train conductors who insist blowing their whistle right down my ear hole at 7am this morning!

Absolute MONG of a human

Word in capitals is not a good word anymore mate x

 

[The Cowboy]

Making a sandwich and when you spread the margerine/butter on it rips holes in the bread.

Much as I love butter on sandwiches, I have to use marg now, as this drives me crazy.

 

[Toast]

Making a sandwich and when you spread the margerine/butter on it rips holes in the bread.

Its taken a lot of trial and error, but I've got the better of lurpak spreadable after a long hard battle.
I've Sussed it.
Time out of fridge, time butter left on bread before spreading evenly.
It's one of my proudest achievements actually.

I'm still working on what to do with all the little bits of imperial leather soap left on that Kopite sticker, and once I've nailed that down, I think I will put my feet up.

 

[kev]

Much as I love butter on sandwiches, I have to use marg now, as this drives me crazy.

I used to always use Marg to make my sarnies, but then we got divorced and now I have to make me own

 

[jaspercabbage]

Its taken a lot of trial and error, but I've got the better of lurpak spreadable after a long hard battle.
I've Sussed it.
Time out of fridge, time butter left on bread before spreading evenly.
It's one of my proudest achievements actually.

I'm still working on what to do with all the little bits of imperial leather soap left on that Kopite sticker, and once I've nailed that down, I think I will put my feet up.

That method works when I'm not too lazy to make sandwiches in the evening, but if I have to make them in the morning before work then the bread resembles Swiss cheese. In fact, if I bought Swiss cheese and could get the holes in the bread to match it, I would be putting my feet up.

 

[B17BLG]

Word in capitals is not a good word anymore mate x

Neither is blowing a whistle down my ear mate x

 

[summerisle]

Grizzling small children. Bloody control your brats.

 

[LEONARD]

Grizzling small children. Bloody control your brats.

Nah, their too busy yakking away on their mobiles mate.

 

[summerisle]

Nah, their too busy yakking away on their mobiles mate.

Or encourage their whelps to be as noisy as possible.

 

[GwladysBlue]

That 'I'm only human' song by Rag 'n' Bone man.

I can't bare listening to it anymore, and it seems to be on EVERY radio station constantly.

 

[The Cowboy]

That 'I'm only human' song by Rag 'n' Bone man.

I can't bare listening to it anymore, and it seems to be on EVERY radio station constantly.

Really can't stand this bellowy singing that seems to be en vogue, like that 'Take Me To Church' song.

 

[Tree13]

That 'I'm only human' song by Rag 'n' Bone man.

I can't bare bear listening to it anymore, and it seems to be on EVERY radio station constantly.

Fixed.

 

[Huyton Layne]

People who can't keep their drugs/guns away from their small kids.

This time it's methadone

http://fox6now.com/2017/03/10/27-ye...charges-after-toddler-overdoses-on-methadone/

 

[Tigger]

Just cut the grass for the first time this year, gone to empty the grass into the garden waste bin to find the dragon has filled it with rubbish over winter. Would she come empty it into the proper bin? Course not so silly t*at had to get all the soggy contents out.