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minor things that make you fume


If I'm last up - let dog out for a pee, wipe his paws, lock back door, turn any lights off, get in bed quietly

If she's last up - come up and wake me up by talking to me, then at 4am the dog lets me know he needs a pee coz she hasn't let him out, so I'll go down to all the lights on an the back door unlocked.
 
OAP'S on mobile phones.

Stubby little arthritic fingers vainly trying to text their mates on their minute Tesco £10 'pay as you go' handset.

They are really old enough to know better, and are setting a bad example to the kid's.

P.S. Before any 'Corbynista's' accuse me of ageism, I am oldie myself, so back off.
 

OAP'S on mobile phones.

Stubby little arthritic fingers vainly trying to text their mates on their minute Tesco £10 'pay as you go' handset.

They are really old enough to know better, and are setting a bad example to the kid's.

P.S. Before any 'Corbynista's' accuse me of ageism, I am oldie myself, so back off.

moaning old barstewards
 
The wasps are back.
I have them constantly.
Massive queen one must have woke up early a few weeks back and got through the vent in my bathroom. Was flying round when I was in the shower.
Water and kids bath toys flying all over the gaff as I was flapping round trying to hit it, and screaming like a teenage girl.
Eventually soaked it, and I swear it was the size of a military drone..
 

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