minor things that make you fume

[degsy]

No, near Swindon, for which I coined the phrase Grimdon. Traffic lights here spend 10 minutes on red and 30 seconds on green. I'm convinced it's deliberate so that motorists waste fuel, then hand the government a fuel duty bonus when they fill up again.

Worse, there are a billion lycra clad cyclists who use traffic lights to get in front of a queue of cars that's just painstakingly overtaken them, just so they can hold them up again.

tags in @Bruce Wayne

 

[Bruce Wayne]

tags in @Bruce Wayne

Like I stop at red lights.

 

[degsy]

Like I stop at red lights.

*adjusts sniperscope one 'click' of the screw
#day of the jackal melon scene

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

It happened to me in aldi once. The cashier asked me to shove all my stuff into the trolley and pack on the bench. I refused, on the very reasonable grounds that stuff was going into my bags as quickly as they were coming through the til, and if company policy were to be so inflexible then it will be my policy to shop elsewhere.

I do struggle to follow ridiculous instructions.

What's more annoying than any of this is when all the person in front' s shopping has gone through and they're presented with the bill it's THEN and only then, that the concept that they'd have to actually pay cones to light, precipitating a 5 minute rummage in an ENORMOUS handbag for some means of payment.
IS IT YOUR FIRST TIME IN A SHOP FFS??

Particularly those who insist on packing at the till, in the belief they are just as quick at packing bags at the bench and then have the ordasity when presented with bill, to precipitate a 5 minute rumage around for payment. Imagine the rage of the queue. IS IT YOUR FIRST TIME IN LIDL, HAVE YOU EVER WONDERD WHAT THAT VERY LONG BENCH IS FOR!!

 

[Papa Shango]

Traffic lights go green. We're in a straight line and can all see the lights change. I'm five cars back, and straight away I'm in gear ready to go. After a minimum of an interminable 30 seconds the car in front starts off as slow as you like.

EVERY TIME.

What are they doing in front?

DOES MY HEAD IN!

 

[Toast]

Traffic lights go green. We're in a straight line and can all see the lights change. I'm five cars back, and straight away I'm in gear ready to go. After a minimum of an interminable 30 seconds the car in front starts off as slow as you like.

EVERY TIME.

What are they doing in front?

I like the fellas who pull up in the lane next to you.
We both know we are going straight on.
We both know that in order for you to pull it off, you need to get away faster than me.
I glance across, and the utter performance you are putting on to try and act like your not really watching for the lights to change always makes me laugh..

 

[The Cowboy]

Particularly those who insist on packing at the till, in the belief they are just as quick at packing bags at the bench and then have the ordasity when presented with bill, to precipitate a 5 minute rumage around for payment. Imagine the rage of the queue. IS IT YOUR FIRST TIME IN LIDL, HAVE YOU EVER WONDERD WHAT THAT VERY LONG BENCH IS FOR!!

Hand on heart, I have never thought once what the bench was for until it was mentioned on here a few days ago. And I shop there 2-3 times a week.

 

[longers]

When you're at a party and there's some cringy hipster melt playing acoustic guitar in the garden.

 

[LEONARD]

When you're at a party and there's some cringy hipster melt playing acoustic guitar in the garden.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

People taking with food in their mouths.

Makes me fawkin sick

 

[COYBL25]

When you're at a party and there's some cringy hipster melt playing acoustic guitar in the garden.

And all the bellends who stand round him like he's some kind of rock god

 

[COYBL25]

When you're at a party and there's some cringy hipster melt playing acoustic guitar in the garden.

Ps -normally the cue to leave the party !

 

[COYB]

can i lend some money,
day later, can i lend some money hun
a couple of days even later, aw ur a star have u got
anymore and ill give it back 'next week'

new movin in first flat ever was a bad idea

 

[chrismpw]

Particularly those who insist on packing at the till, in the belief they are just as quick at packing bags at the bench and then have the ordasity when presented with bill, to precipitate a 5 minute rumage around for payment. Imagine the rage of the queue. IS IT YOUR FIRST TIME IN LIDL, HAVE YOU EVER WONDERD WHAT THAT VERY LONG BENCH IS FOR!!

Calm down, calm down!
Life's too short to waste on such anger. Especially if you have to waste so much life standing behind other people in a supermarket.

 

[chrismpw]

When you're at a party and there's some cringy hipster melt playing acoustic guitar in the garden.

Ahem!
That's my special moment.