minor things that make you fume

[chrismpw]

People taking with food in their mouths.

Makes me fawkin sick

Anyone with plural months is likely to cause a strange response. Sick would be the least of your worries. Especially Alien with its alien minimouth.

 

[chrismpw]

I like the fellas who pull up in the lane next to you.
We both know we are going straight on.
We both know that in order for you to pull it off, you need to get away faster than me.
I glance across, and the utter performance you are putting on to try and act like your not really watching for the lights to change always makes me laugh..

I sat as a passenger in my mate's mitsubishi evo once at lights, and some astra pulled up full of kids with baseball hats (strange as I doubt that they played baseball, what with their general flaccid physique, or the fact that they were in Swindon, not new york. I assume they were visiting - also they wore them the wrong way around, the idiots). They revved and revved, my mate exchanged glances with a knowing look. The lights went green, the astra screamed, stalled, stopped and my mate sauntered off at a casual pace that said "I'm middle aged, could do it, but am old enough to realise i can't he arsed"
Class.

 

[chrismpw]

Anyone with plural months is likely to cause a strange response. Sick would be the least of your worries. Especially Alien with its alien minimouth.

Idiot moment "mouths" not months ffs.

 

[The Cowboy]

I sat as a passenger in my mate's mitsubishi evo once at lights, and some astra pulled up full of kids with baseball hats (strange as I doubt that they played baseball, what with their general flaccid physique, or the fact that they were in Swindon, not new york. I assume they were visiting - also they wore them the wrong way around, the idiots). They revved and revved, my mate exchanged glances with a knowing look. The lights went green, the astra screamed, stalled, stopped and my mate sauntered off at a casual pace that said "I'm middle aged, could do it, but am old enough to realise i can't he arsed"
Class.

I had a good one yesterday as it happens. Both lanes at the lights go forward towards a second set, where the left continues ahead and the right goes right. So you get a lot of that where folk use the right lane then cut across before the second lights.

I could see it happening...And just as this lad was trying to carve in front of me, the car ahead of me changed into HIS lane (a rare move), causing him to slam on and get stuck waiting by a stream of traffic.

You probably had to be there to get it, but it was a choice moment.

 

[ToePeg]

A small, barely visible raised bit of pavement or walkway that makes me do a daft stutter walk when I catch it.
Looking like I'm doing some sort of forwards moonwalk and not pulling it off, at all.
There's always someone to see it too.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

When you're at a party and there's some cringy hipster melt playing acoustic guitar in the garden.

Dear god. It's the worst. Just the worst.

 

[COYBL25]

Old people in small cars.

 

[Donald Twain]

delivered packages thrown over the back gate onto the Guinea Pigs!

 

[Huyton Layne]

The kids being sick. Just a cold but they're whiny messes and stealing my sleep. So tired right now.

 

[Armel]

Old people in small cars.

Eh aren't they preferable to the ones in big cars. It's like a lot of them don't know the width of their vehicle; imagine them driving Hummers.

 

[COYBL25]

Eh aren't they preferable to the ones in big cars. It's like a lot of them don't know the width of their vehicle; imagine them driving Hummers.

Even the rich old in England seem to drive small cars.

It's the elderly persons equivalent of driving dodgem cars, except held it's on the road

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

People that use the word alumni for a single person. Drives me bonkers

 

[JLW]

When you're talking about your new stadium and the mods lock the thread!!

 

[The Cowboy]

People that use the word alumni for a single person. Drives me bonkers

People who use the word alumni.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

When drivers stop at the lights when they go on red, you stop behind them, put on handbrake and chill for a minute, then they move forward a few more yards to the car in front, why not just do that in the first place, FFS.