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Minor things that make you happy


blue4eva77 said:
So i've been in a new relationship for the past 4 months and everything is absolutely fantastic. Obviously with me being a good looking son of a gun, ive managed to snag a beautiful latino lady. I've just taken her to Niagara falls for a long weekend as a surprise trip and stayed in a hotel that over looked the Canadian falls. Presidential suite, floor to ceiling windows, full view of the falls about 100 yards away, flowers in the room upon arrival, Jacuzzi, bottle of wine on ice, limo drive from Buffalo airport...... the full works lads, full works. It was absolutely brilliant. However thats not why im posting in this thread, not entirely anyway.

Because i was going all out and giving her the full works, it got me to thinking about sex. Now about 10 months ago for a laugh i bought this ejaculation delay spray, but forgot all about it (until now). Without her knowing i took the trail size bottle with me to experiment with. After spending a truly amazing first day in Canada, its around 1am and we are sharing another bottle of wine in the room overlooking the falls, music playing and just relaxing, slow dancing with my girl, all giddy, whispering sweet nothings and flirting in each others ear..... I remembered the spray and headed off to the toilet ' for a piss ' and give my bellend a few squirts of this stuff.

Within 15 minutes i notice that i can't feel my bellend. What. The. Fuuuuuuu. I could of hit the thing with a hammer and shrugged it off. A Rather strange feeling and if im honest i started to slightly panic a bit. I soon forgot about that panic as i literally gave the sexual performance of a lifetime and smashed all kinds of personal endurance records. I continued to use that spray for the rest of the weekend and achieved god like status. Sensational weekend all around if i do say so myself.

However.........

I will see you guys in the minor things that make you fume thread when the bottle runs out and i return to my usual 10 minutes.
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Almost on a par with @Bryan Beetham coke and birds epic !

Ps - you must post any further conquests involving your spray. You've obvioulsy got what the ladies want my man.

Pps - where you almost a male model at anytime ?
 

Oh and masterchef professionals when it turns out they can't even cook a friggin omelette or something. Was better with Michel Roux but Wareing is trying to be ruthless.
 

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