Minor things that make you happy

[jal123]

Looking in the mirror in the morning and remembering how good looking I am. Really nice way to start the day.

I'd pay good money for a pair of your socks that have been in your loafers that touched the pedals of your Mercedes Benz, I bet you smell like testosterone and arrogance. I love it.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

My brand new air fryer. Now i can have chips anytime, day or night.

Thinking of gettin one meself, to go with me new George Foreman evolve grill (Which I still haven't used yet)

 

[Toast]

My brand new air fryer. Now i can have chips anytime, day or night.

Novelty wears off rather quickly and you crave, sweaty, smelly, greasy chippy chips, absolutely caked in salt and vinegar and eaten out of the paper with your fingers.

 

[silent bob]

Thinking of gettin one meself, to go with me new George Foreman evolve grill (Which I still haven't used yet)

The instruction book that came with it is hilarious. To paraphrase Mr. Spock, it`s English Jim but not quite as we know it.

 

[Toast]

I'd pay good money for a pair of your socks that have been in your loafers that touched the pedals of your Mercedes Benz, I bet you smell like testosterone and arrogance. I love it.

That's the fragrance I want for Xmas.
Not a lynx Africa box set and a bottle of Joop!

 

[silent bob]

Novelty wears off rather quickly and you crave, sweaty, smelly, greasy chippy chips, absolutely caked in salt and vinegar and eaten out of the paper with your fingers.

Im taking the healthy option.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'd pay good money for a pair of your socks that have been in your loafers that touched the pedals of your Mercedes Benz, I bet you smell like testosterone and arrogance. I love it.

I bet you couldn't even afford my socks.

 

[jal123]

That's the fragrance I want for Xmas.
Not a lynx Africa box set and a bottle of Joop!

I can see the advert now...

 

[jal123]

I bet you couldn't even afford my socks.

I can't afford a Picasso painting, either, my love. But one can dream. Xx

 

[Toast]

Im taking the healthy option.

Good for you mate.

I just found chips one of the things you just can't enjoy healthy.

 

[Toast]

I can see the advert now...

It will look like the Athena pic from the 80's with the fit looking muscle lad holding the baby.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I can't afford a Picasso painting, either, my love. But one can dream. Xx

I'll sort you one of my sweat towels I use when I go the gym for £50?

 

[jal123]

I'll sort you one of my sweat towels I use when I go the gym for £50?

Only if you put it through Amazon so @GrandOldTeam gets commission otherwise I'm getting right back on Grindr

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

I'll sort you one of my sweat towels I use when I go the gym for £50?

£50??

Eyarr lad, bleedin' versace towels are they?

 

[Toast]

I'll sort you one of my sweat towels I use when I go the gym for £50?

Can you jizz on the towel as well please before I commit to the purchase ?