Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Is there no end to the top, top lad's talents?
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- Thread starter Maxwell
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Is there no end to the top, top lad's talents?
Dithering Dougie
Banned
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Sod off!
He can spooge on a manky owld tea towel & I'll pay no more than 60p for it....
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Hahahaha.
You absolute horrors are turning me in to a right horrible b*stard. I used to be a nice guy FFS.
You absolute horrors are turning me in to a right horrible b*stard. I used to be a nice guy FFS.
jal123
Player Valuation: £40m
A man like that, and you want him to spunk on a tea towel? I don't think I can do business with you, @Baines' left foot ill give you £45 and a £30 Harvey Nicholls voucher for even a glimpse of your naked torso. Please, make it so.
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
That London changed you..
silent bob
What a guy.
An intruiging offer. All you need then is a healthy ovum and you could grow your own Bainsey.
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Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
So happy with this.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
It truly is a wonderful time to be alive.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
A used pair of arseless shorts. Special offer.
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
Fuming here.
Sounds like the long jock strap I've been looking to buy for a while.
jal123
Player Valuation: £40m
I'm waiting til he auctions a Grindr rejection, I'd pay at least a score for that, especially if he truly humiliated me.
"RESS ME BY MY PROPER TIT"