Lovely to think that that little baby would grow up to be @Baines' left foot and spread joy to woman and gay men all round the world..
@Baines' left foot - why not cut out the hassle and start a cult ?.
Birds on tap all worshiping your beauty and magnificence, plus you'd get all their money too.
No need to flog yourself around modelling agencies anymore or taking birds to the Toby Carvery in the company Merc ?
How about the Church of the Beautiful Left Foot ?.