Minor things that make you happy

[Dithering Dougie]

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It will look like the Athena pic from the 80's with the fit looking muscle lad holding the baby.

Lovely to think that that little baby would grow up to be @Baines' left foot and spread joy to woman and gay men all round the world..

 

[silent bob]

Can you jizz on the towel as well please before I commit to the purchase ?

There`s something wrong with you lid.

 

[Toast]

There`s something wrong with you lid.

Id wring out the towel and put his jizz in the Mrs and then go down on her ?
What's wrong with that ?

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Id wring out the towel and put his jizz in the Mrs and then go down on her ?
What's wrong with that ?

Good Lord!

I'll tell you what's wrong with it - just cut out the towel altogether & get BLF to do yer missus in person instead

 

[jal123]

Lovely to think that that little baby would grow up to be @Baines' left foot and spread joy to woman and gay men all round the world..

He could be a pale imitation of bainsey, only a true thoroughbred could be like the main man.

in the spirit of Christmas who will join me in song....?

'Oh come let us adore him, oh come let us adore hiiiiim, bainseys left foot'

 

[Toast]

Good Lord!

I'll tell you what's wrong with it - just cut out the towel altogether & get BLF to do yer missus in person instead

Not a bad idea that.
He could build me that brick BBQ I've always wanted as well.

 

[silent bob]

Id wring out the towel and put his jizz in the Mrs and then go down on her ?
What's wrong with that ?

That`s the spirit. Innovation and invention, it`s what put the Great in Great Britain.

 

[jal123]

That`s the spirit. Innovation and invention, it`s what put the Great in Great Britain.

I'll give you the £50,000 you were asking for but I'm going to need 60% of the spaff

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Not a bad idea that.
He could build me that brick BBQ I've always wanted as well.

And ruin his baby-soft, perfectly manicured hands?

 

[Dithering Dougie]

He could be a pale imitation of bainsey, only a true thoroughbred could be like the main man.

in the spirit of Christmas who will join me in song....?

'Oh come let us adore him, oh come let us adore hiiiiim, bainseys left foot'

No carols until the snows been put up mate.

 

[silent bob]

I'll give you the £50,000 you were asking for but I'm going to need 60% of the spaff

I`m out.

 

[Toast]

And ruin his baby-soft, perfectly manicured hands?

Very talented builder by trade is BLF.

 

[jal123]

I`m out.

Would you be willing to let me and @Whistlin' Dixie invest 25k each, for 55% of the precious DNA?

 

[Baines' left foot]

Can you jizz on the towel as well please before I commit to the purchase ?

Rubbing it all over your bird's minge won't bring you beautiful children, unfortunately.

 

[Toast]

Rubbing it all over your bird's minge won't bring you beautiful children, unfortunately.

I wasn't arsed about the breeding mate, I just wanted a taste of the magic xx