Dario Terracotta
Player Valuation: £70m
You'll get there mate in your own time I'm sure, never sure about the Bloos,but I'm a lot more chipper these days
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TheBigIguana
Player Valuation: £100m
Dom vs Palace, Iwobi vs Newcase second.
Best quote of the season that
devogue
Player Valuation: £35m
Crying at the fact someone in the crowd had a knife on them and gave it to the stewards to try and free the guy lol
Moggers
Player Valuation: £6m
Got to go with when that final whistle went on Thursday, just the sheer, unbridled, relief is not something I can ever come close to again in a footy sense I hope, in this form anyway! Relief from clinching a Premier League title, I'll take that! I realise there are bigger things going on in the world and its 'Only footy! 
And is in many a sense, I honestly thought I didn't care as much as I've got older but I do! It's really been like death by a thousand cuts since January the spectre of relegation, or arguably since the Watford / Wolves games where my alarm bells were ringing initially. absolutely appalling season and the inquest can start now.
I don't know about anyone else, but I feel ABSOLUTLEY spent tonight, watching that Thursday and the severe adrenaline rush that followed, carried me through in work yesterday (Proper productive day that haha!) and then in the night watching literally every YouTube video about Everton uploaded in the last 2 days with a few cold ones, feel like today its all wearing off and the enormity of IF we did go down and the repercussions that would carry. Scary. Feel a bit emotional tonight thinking of all the Blues in my family that have gone, especially my Mum and Dad, who I have been asking a lot lately for some favours in the relegation battle haha!
I thought I have actually gone off the arl footy a bit gradually the last few years, think this is some divine power dragging me back in ! I blag sometimes like I don't give a [Poor language removed] - "Ah well they don't pay my mortgage!" / "Bunch of millionaires kicking round a bag of wind"... Etc... Etc... But I'm just kidding myself. These weapons are a part of my life whether I like it or not until I take my last breath.
We can never, ever... Be in this position again, I remember Kendall saying that after the Coventry game. This really does feel like a turning point now though and hopefully everything will click, Jesus, we don't deserve it do we? Maybe anyway it will stop us all taking this for granted, I might even stop booing the first misplaced pass at Goodison going forward Anyway I'm off to watch the tunnel access vid again for the 50th time 
We all deserve a medal supporting these though you know, we really do, love all of us crazy, crazy bastards, have a great summer.
(P.S. IMAGINE when we win something!)
And is in many a sense, I honestly thought I didn't care as much as I've got older but I do! It's really been like death by a thousand cuts since January the spectre of relegation, or arguably since the Watford / Wolves games where my alarm bells were ringing initially. absolutely appalling season and the inquest can start now.I don't know about anyone else, but I feel ABSOLUTLEY spent tonight, watching that Thursday and the severe adrenaline rush that followed, carried me through in work yesterday (Proper productive day that haha!) and then in the night watching literally every YouTube video about Everton uploaded in the last 2 days with a few cold ones, feel like today its all wearing off and the enormity of IF we did go down and the repercussions that would carry. Scary. Feel a bit emotional tonight thinking of all the Blues in my family that have gone, especially my Mum and Dad, who I have been asking a lot lately for some favours in the relegation battle haha!
I thought I have actually gone off the arl footy a bit gradually the last few years, think this is some divine power dragging me back in ! I blag sometimes like I don't give a [Poor language removed] - "Ah well they don't pay my mortgage!" / "Bunch of millionaires kicking round a bag of wind"... Etc... Etc... But I'm just kidding myself. These weapons are a part of my life whether I like it or not until I take my last breath.
We can never, ever... Be in this position again, I remember Kendall saying that after the Coventry game. This really does feel like a turning point now though and hopefully everything will click, Jesus, we don't deserve it do we? Maybe anyway it will stop us all taking this for granted, I might even stop booing the first misplaced pass at Goodison going forward
Anyway I'm off to watch the tunnel access vid again for the 50th time We all deserve a medal supporting these though you know, we really do, love all of us crazy, crazy bastards, have a great summer.(P.S. IMAGINE when we win something!)
This
Many highlights in the relegation fight , never say die Richy , Dom's flying header , Pickfords saves & the fans in
particular. ( & Franks dancing )
But the Moment of the season was "Empty your desk Jaffa boy , you're fired"
It was like finally flushing a turd that didnt want to be flushed.
The day we got our club back.
Worth a poll this mate.
Hard to beat Thursday night really.
Cameron Manning
Player Valuation: £35m
One of the bravest woman in the world, waking up every morning and looking at that fat smug horrible face of his and she can still go the match and sing Everton songs!!
Super Kevin sheedy
Player Valuation: £8m
3rd goal on Thursday, safe at last, can’t happen again
Grogu the blue
Player Valuation: £10m
Because I couldn’t believe DCLs header went in, I actually just sat there for 10 seconds frozen believing something wasn’t right
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
No behind them
anton66
Player Valuation: £50m
Brilliant picture.
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