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There was another time me and a few others went into the albert dock in the early hours and found a little jarg old boat sitting in the corner, enough for a gang of us to squeeze on to, we were using these logs to row us around it a couple of lads ended up falling in and were too mortal to even stand up nevermind swim, we ended up in a right mess and luckily a few more mates were just following up with us and seen what was going on an we had to drag eachother out
one of the lads ended up shitting himself (literally) this sounds like a scary story which it was but looking back it was fkin hilarious, we still call him shittypants now
 
Robertor said:
For a laugh really, she's a bit annoying and I'd already had about 10 pints by this point so I was getting there, and he was more drunk than any of us by that point so he didn't have a clue what was going on at the time.
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Come on, mate, it never really happened did it? You didn't urinate in your mother-in-law's beverage and then contentedly watch her drink it - a glass of your own urine - in front of her own husband, and then take that very husband - your father-in-law - tie him up and roll him into a body of water.

Because if you did, you're an actual psychopath.
 
caught said:
Come on, mate, it never really happened did it? You didn't urinate in your mother-in-law's beverage and then contentedly watch her drink it - a glass of your own urine - in front of her own husband, and then take that very husband - your father-in-law - tie him up and roll him into a body of water.

Because if you did, you're an actual psychopath.
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It did happen mate. Probably was a bit of a stupid thing to do, but I was 18 when I did it. No need to take some sort of moral high ground on an Internet forum.
 

caught said:
Come on, mate, it never really happened did it? You didn't urinate in your mother-in-law's beverage and then contentedly watch her drink it - a glass of your own urine - in front of her own husband, and then take that very husband - your father-in-law - tie him up and roll him into a body of water.

Because if you did, you're an actual psychopath.
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I had a mate, who went out on a family meal with his then girlfriend, she got very drunk and had to go home early. Her mother gave my mate a lift home as she wasn't drunk and got my mate to rattle her in the car. These things happen. Does that make this woman a psychopath too or just an older women who fancy rattling a younger lad ?.

You're reading into things to much !
 
COYBL25 said:
I had a mate, who went out on a family meal with his then girlfriend, she got very drunk and had to go home early. Her mother gave my mate a lift home as she wasn't drunk and got my mate to rattle her in the car. These things happen. Does that make this woman a psychopath too or just an older women who fancy rattling a younger lad ?.

You're reading into things to much !
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They are two quite different things, as I imagine you can see.
 
caught said:
Not really taking any high ground. Just thought it was highly unlikely and a bit weird, almost like you were lying about it.
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Was a bit weird, it's not like I'm proud of it I just think it's quite a funny story now almost 10 years later on. I'd have to be a pretty sad person to come on a forum and tell people I'd weed in someone's drink if it wasn't true.
 

Robertor said:
Was a bit weird, it's not like I'm proud of it I just think it's quite a funny story now almost 10 years later on. I'd have to be a pretty sad person to come on a forum and tell people I'd weed in someone's drink if it wasn't true.
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I suppose so. It just threw me a little, plus you mentioned being 18 when it happened and I remember reading that you said you were in a coma for three years from your 18th birthday. I must just be reading into things too much.
 
caught said:
I suppose so. It just threw me a little, plus you mentioned being 18 when it happened and I remember reading that you said you were in a coma for three years from your 18th birthday. I must just be reading into things too much.
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You're reading into it far too much.

I was in a coma from my 18th birthday until I was 21, I don't really want to go into too much detail about it but I suppose you've led me to it. I had my 18th birthday on a Sunday, the story I told here was actually a couple of days before on the Friday, so my mistake I was 17, nearly 18. On the Sunday, which was my 18th birthday, I got hit by a car when coming home from my mates house that night. I was a few days off in terms of my age, sorry about that. Feel that this has been particularly unnecessary though in all honesty, and you could've just pm'd me if you had any questions about something I said.
 
Robertor said:
You're reading into it far too much.

I was in a coma from my 18th birthday until I was 21, I don't really want to go into too much detail about it but I suppose you've led me to it. I had my 18th birthday on a Sunday, the story I told here was actually a couple of days before on the Friday, so my mistake I was 17, nearly 18. On the Sunday, which was my 18th birthday, I got hit by a car when coming home from my mates house that night. I was a few days off in terms of my age, sorry about that. Feel that this has been particularly unnecessary though in all honesty, and you could've just pm'd me if you had any questions about something I said.
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Spot on mate. The common theme in all this, is that young people can be thoughtless, heartless and do mad things when they're young. Doesn't make them psychos !
 
Robertor said:
You're reading into it far too much.

I was in a coma from my 18th birthday until I was 21, I don't really want to go into too much detail about it but I suppose you've led me to it. I had my 18th birthday on a Sunday, the story I told here was actually a couple of days before on the Friday, so my mistake I was 17, nearly 18. On the Sunday, which was my 18th birthday, I got hit by a car when coming home from my mates house that night. I was a few days off in terms of my age, sorry about that. Feel that this has been particularly unnecessary though in all honesty, and you could've just pm'd me if you had any questions about something I said.
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I just thought it was a little odd for someone to write "I miss being 18" if they fell into a coma on their 18th birthday. Just not the kind of off-hand comment you'd expect, know what I mean? I didn't want to upset you, though. If you really did urinate in your mother-in-law's beer, watch her drink it, and then tie up and roll her husband down a hill just before your 18th birthday then I apologise.

Actually, I had a look through a few of your posts while you were replying, just to check I wasn't being unreasonable. It seems dates and stuff aren't really your strong point. Like:


Aug 10 2014
I'm only a fairly young man myself who got married last month
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Aug 12 2014
Me and my wife have been together for 12 years now, married for 1
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Jan 3 2015
Try being married for the last 8 years to the only girlfriend I've ever had.
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and

Tuesday May 12th, my beautiful wife Kayleigh gave birth to a perfect 8lbs 6oz baby boy.
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Sep 9 2015 – four months later
Robertor said:
Been working as a journalist for about 3 years now, I'm only 25, live in Liverpool and have a 10 month old boy. Got a decent salary and the opportunity to travel watching sports when I'm not tied down with family, otherwise I write things like football, formula one, cricket opinion pieces or things like match reports.
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and, actually, your own age does seem to be a particular point of confusion:


Aug 10 2014
Robertor said:
I'm only a fairly young man myself who got married last month to the girl I've been with since I was 14 (26 now)
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May 18 2015
Robertor said:
I'm a 24 year old man
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There are quite a few other inconsistencies, too, but I'm sure all of them can be easily explained. Apologies for causing any distress on your part at this most magical time of year.
 

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