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Brassneck
Player Valuation: £150k
Ever Banega & Vladimir Bystrov is this true ?
These are what I'm hoping for - have you heard anything??
bluebloodinmyveins
Player Valuation: £60m
Clock is ticking and still no news 
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
bluebloodinmyveins
Player Valuation: £60m
It's gonna take...
Another Eddie Murphy movie is....
Brought to you by Kenwright productions.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Another Eddie Murphy movie is....
Brought to you by Kenwright productions.
Bill's homage to Professor Tom Cannon.
faddy the blue
Player Valuation: £35m
Our transfers can now make a good math's question about probability
Q: Everton have a probability of 0.4 that they will release/sell their players, what is the probability that they buy players to replace and add them correctly before the season starts given that they cant ******* bid rightly for 2 damn summers and waste most of the time farting around which has a probability of 0.5?
A: probability of buying players = 1 - 0.4
= 0.6 is the probability that they buy players(this should be the correct ans)
the teacher while checking marks it wrong and writes " you should have subtracted the probability of the time they fart around the players, so the ans is 0.1"
Q: Everton have a probability of 0.4 that they will release/sell their players, what is the probability that they buy players to replace and add them correctly before the season starts given that they cant ******* bid rightly for 2 damn summers and waste most of the time farting around which has a probability of 0.5?
A: probability of buying players = 1 - 0.4
= 0.6 is the probability that they buy players(this should be the correct ans)
the teacher while checking marks it wrong and writes " you should have subtracted the probability of the time they fart around the players, so the ans is 0.1"
faddy the blue
Player Valuation: £35m
Our transfers can now make a good math's question about probability
Q: Everton have a probability of 0.4 that they will release/sell their players, what is the probability that they buy players to replace and add them correctly before the season starts given that they cant ******* bid rightly for 2 damn summers?
A: 0
teacher: how come its 0
A: Sir you forgot to mention the time they fart they fart around the players
teacher : O i got it, sorry mate...you should get an A
this one's better
Q: Everton have a probability of 0.4 that they will release/sell their players, what is the probability that they buy players to replace and add them correctly before the season starts given that they cant ******* bid rightly for 2 damn summers?
A: 0
teacher: how come its 0
A: Sir you forgot to mention the time they fart they fart around the players
teacher : O i got it, sorry mate...you should get an A
this one's better
TX Bill
Player Valuation: £80m
Blue Ray
Player Valuation: £20m
I was just thinkin that but after y'days performance anyone Moyes might have been talkin to will probably give us a miss. I hate the Everton way of bringin players in and every year its the same
Seamus Colemole
Previously deathbyropeandglass
After yesterday my head is saying we need at least two players fast ,but my heart is thinking the class of 2007-09 may well be:-
Sincerely hope not tho
Sincerely hope not tho
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