Moyes Potential Replacement

[tsubaki]

I can't believe we are going to get the Porto manager who has only lost one league game in two years


.... No, sadly I really can't. This is Everton

The rule of this is everton suggests that we will get him, he will manage to get us fifth twice, and then leave for some mad club abroad. Meanwhile Phil Neville takes over at Blackburn, gets them promoted and then wins the PL three years on the bounce with a net spend of 0 pounds, and playing a brand of football that gets Pep Guardiola aroused and Klopp all steamed up.

 

[Tony Hibbert's 3rd leg]

And I can't believe it's true
You've got to hold and give
But do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line
They'll always hit you and hurt you
Defend and attack
There's only one way to beat them
Get round the back
Catch me if you can
Cos' I'm the Everton man
And what you're looking at
Is the master plan
We ain't no hooligans
This ain't a football song
The blues on my chest
I know we can't go wrong
We're playing for Everton
We've got Pereira!!!

 

[Triggs1903]

Martinez has dropped from 5/1 to 7/2 with Skybet in the last 5 mins. Ffs.

 

[orly]

Well it's sad, but as they say only the best is good enough

Thing is, if we do sign Pereira, I reckon boss signings are on the way.

However, Martinez signs, and we will be paying wildly over the odds for rubbish like McCarthy and mcmanaman

 

[bluemangroup]

The rule of this is everton suggests that we will get him, he will manage to get us fifth twice, and then leave for some mad club abroad. Meanwhile Phil Neville takes over at Blackburn, gets them promoted and then wins the PL three years on the bounce with a net spend of 0 pounds, and playing a brand of football that gets Pep Guardiola aroused and Klopp all steamed up.

Domestos and tonic, sir?

 

[AaronTheBlue]

I don't think Martinez is a stupid manager with buys and stuff, he wouldnt go out and buy players for extreme overpriced. He will get us playing good footballer with a stronger back line then what he has had, He's a young manager and will have time to improve and get better, so i guess we'll have to give him our support.

 

[ijjysmith]

Thing is, if we do sign Pereira, I reckon boss signings are on the way.

However, Martinez signs, and we will be paying wildly over the odds for rubbish like McCarthy and mcmanaman

*NO NO NO NO NO NO NO cat

 

[SpeedEFC]

Keep the faith lads, all of this talk rubbishing Pereira is just Kenwright playing us all making us despondent so he can call an impromptu press conference where he waltzes in and unveils Pereira as our new manager and his first signings for Everton of Mout and Rooney with an extra £30m for him to spend. Once everyone manages to pick their jaws up off the floor he'll storm out screaming "I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THIS ****ING SPACE!"

 

[royalblue66]

I don't think Martinez is a stupid manager with buys and stuff, he wouldnt go out and buy players for extreme overpriced. He will get us playing good footballer with a stronger back line then what he has had, He's a young manager and will have time to improve and get better, so i guess we'll have to give him our support.

If there is any of us left

 

[runlikehell]

McCarthy isn't rubbish you gang of meffs!

 

[ijjysmith]

McCarthy isn't rubbish you gang of meffs!

I've really enjoyed him running th Wigan midfield this season and not getting over run in all bar about 3 games. Just what we need him.

Anyway, that's all off topic. He is sh*te though.

 

[Julian Carax]

Shiiiiiiiiiitttt top twitter dweeb Touchlinedrama has tweeted about it.

 

[Joao Moutinho]

Shiiiiiiiiiitttt top twitter dweeb Touchlinedrama has tweeted about it.

Nik's well sourced and very knowledgeable, he says they are very reputable.

 

[Mogsy_Efc]

I'm not sure what's going to happen.
Yes this doesn't sound very likely but what if Martinez goes to Malaga? Pellegrini has now left and Martinez has been linked with them a few times recently. He can go back his native country, he's got Europe football next season and everything. Then not long after it is is confirmed that Pellegrini is leaving as is his background staff it comes out Martinez will make the decision in next 24 hours. Then after Kenwright or whoever is told that Martinez will not be taking our offer then we go straight for Pereira and move quickly which would explain all the Pereira stories and being so heavily linked with us over the past 48 hours. Highly unlikely but just a theory I was thinking about then.

 

[Julian Carax]

Nik's well sourced and very knowledgeable, he says they are very reputable.

Indeed. He is probably a fridge though.