Jeff Jones
Player Valuation: £35m
I've handled somebody's Scottish missus, does this count?
My first real er, experience was with a Scottish girl, Frances. We were fifteen. Her brother was an angry Scot who hated the English and supported Kilmarnock. It was a long time ago, when these liaisons were frowned upon, but he was a horrible ****
and that made the experience even more enjoyable.
Nothing to do with Everton, but bluemangroup reminded me of it.