The speed at which all this has happened means it's highly unlikely Moyes hasn't known about it for at least a little while. If we don't move swiftly to replace him it'll be pretty clear Moyes didn't tell Kenwright until the last minute. I can't help but be a little bit annoyed at that.
I hope we don't do anything like the weird X-Factor-ish rubbish Liverpool did last year, inviting every average manager under 45 to have an interview and getting mostly rejected. Still, none of the obvious candidates get me all that excited:
Laudrup: He's taken a decent footballing side, although one often toothless, and made them a little better without compromising their style. Won a trophy in his first season. Has nice hair and a handsome face that belies his years. Bit of a journeyman, though: if he came to us it would mean he's quit his last four clubs after a single year or less. What we absolutely cannot afford to do is play this short-term. It would be a total disaster.
Martinez: Nice chap who plays nice football. Impossibly young considering his experience, and has managed to get an unappealing rabble of a squad generally kicking the ball to the correct players. However, he's had four years at Wigan and hasn't actually improved them in terms of league placement. He's been largely inept at figuring out a way to sort his defence, and it looks like he'll see Wigan relegated next week. His hairline shows a similar defensive weakness, although he has a sweet face.
Benitez: Let's be honest; he's a good manager. If he came we'd probably do pretty well, even better than with Moyes. However, he's known as somebody who pressures boards for transfer budgets, and the impossibility of being lavish in the market is unlikely to appeal to him. There's also a few painful examples of looking like a massive t*t in interviews, and the fahct he's the type of FSW that stands watching from the dark corner of the dining room in the Benidorm Pink Flamingo while young Pablo intimates to your wife the orgasms he will bestow upon her.
Mackay: Basically the new Moyes - very similar career path and background. He'd be wise, I think, to snap our hand off if he was offered the job. At least that's what the likes of McDermott, Houghton and Adkins might tell him. But he's done well at Cardiff and there's a chance he'll want to stick with them. He has them playing a solid sort of football that makes him more like a Lambert than a Martinez/Rodgers guy, or, in fact, a Moyes guy. Looks a bit like an 80s cyborg.
Not sure who else? A foreign manager seems unlikely, although Vítor Pereira has been mentioned. Not sure about him: he inherited a dominant Porto team but lost a few key player too. He's handsome enough, I suppose.
Funny, but I think the real evidence of David Moyes's managerial quality won't come from Old Trafford. If he does well, any praise will be diluted by the fact he inherited Ferguson's legacy, and had the old whiskey [Poor language removed] at his shoulder throughout. How another manager does with the squad he built might say a lot more.
N.B: I'm ignoring Hughes and Allardyce. They can [Poor language removed] right off.