Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
I think this appointment has got legs does anyone know of a coach called Christ?
I don't know about you mate but I'm not dicing with blasphemy!
Jesus wept!
Jesus, for Christ's sake put Barkley on!
Jesus has no balls
fukc Jesus, he hasn't got a prayer
yeah, i think you're on to something.
Oh my word!
*says 19 Hail Marys*