Don’t let facts get in the way of a fume mate.
As an Everton fan, you must criticise everything at every juncture, even to the detriment of the club.
Surprised you didn’t know that.
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As an Everton fan, you must criticise everything at every juncture, even to the detriment of the club.
Surprised you didn’t know that.
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
One of you lot have done something really really bad and we are paying for it in karma. Who is it? fess up.
I`ll give you a clue.
He has a third eye and lives in a yurt, with his disciples, on Pickerings Pasture in Halebank.
Librarian
Player Valuation: £70m
To break a curse you need to take a piece of the afflicted, blood for example but a toenail will do, wrap in a piece of parchment with written instructions (or just draw a picture) as to the curse you want to break rub it with salt and bury it and then immediately urinate on the burial spot. You should repeatedly pronounce the curse gone.
It was Moshiri upsetting Lukaku's mum.
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Definitely when the wheels started to fall off.
There was nothing wrong with him. Panic over nothing as usual.
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
They're the worst ones when it looks like you are fine, then the next day 12 weeks out. Just ask Dom.
He was crap anyway.
Looked like it was more a pre-planned sub but he was awful all game. Understandably rusty but I really don't think we've got the gem on our hands people seem to think.
He'll be right for next week but I wouldn't be rushing him back.
Nymzee
Player Valuation: £150m
Such a paradoxical post.
As in I wouldn't be rushing him back to the team anyway, I don't think he should be near our first XI and it's more a reflection of crap recruitment that he is.
Would have Godfrey at RB over him, and Coleman in most games.
I just think he should be out playing in the Championship and I can't believe we spent £12m on him. But out of the two, Mykolenko was the worst buy, for certain.
@Nymzee he played well v Leeds, West Ham and Liverpool. Otherwise I think he's looked really, really average in all the games I've seen him play for us. Fitness issues a worry but it can happen, bit like with Dom, when they're in and out.
Hopefully Dyche and his coaches can drill a bit of defensive nous into him though because even today at times he gave it away really sloppily and his positioning was poor. That's not just rustiness.
Hopefully Dyche and his coaches can drill a bit of defensive nous into him though because even today at times he gave it away really sloppily and his positioning was poor. That's not just rustiness.
Nymzee
Player Valuation: £150m
It’s okay to have a beer and not just log on GOT to post wham. Calling him rusty then slagging him off tonight lol give me strength.
Tbf I'm working so just on a break for 30 mins and chatting wham in the Dyche thread too.
He was rusty but also really poor. Garner was rusty but didn't look totally poor.
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