Confirmed Signing Neal Maupay

[Dame Judi Dench]

Right, firstly no one is over the moon with this signing - some are just trying to have a day off being relentlessly negative.

Secondly, who exactly do you think it's a realistic striker we could bring in with:

a.) Our budget
b.) Our current offer (no European football, a diminishing eager bill, highly unstable managerial situations, fan protests etc)

I think you need to manage your expectations better instead of crying 'Jesus wept'.

My expectations are low, don’t worry about that.

 

[Mosh Pit]

I would love to see Che Adams here, what happened to that rumour? I actually liked that rumour. Everton is his middle name too, literally.

You're obviously on the wind up.

Unhappy with a 8-10 goal a season backup to Dom for 15m but want Che Adams for 25m.

I smell a rat.

 

[jerseytoffee]

I can’t believe this is what we can come up with - Tarkowski and Maupay. We really do look like a Championship side these days.

Of course, some of you are happy because Maupay is a ‘snide’ but I want good players at Everton again, not Neil ‘Not good enough for Brighton but good enough for Everton’ Maupay.

Jesus wept. The standards at this football club are in the mud. From Lukaku and Richyson to Rondon and Maupay.

Looking like a championship side because of our new signings who have been performing well in the premier league for the last 4-5 years…

 

[davek]

Harsh on him that.

He looks from his career at St Etienne, Bradford and Brighton to be an average 10/11 goal a season player.

That could just be enough to get us safe.

 

[Dixie1sixty]

My expectations are low, don’t worry about that.

So what are you moaning about?

 

[McBain]

 

[Dame Judi Dench]

You're obviously on the wind up.

Unhappy with a 8-10 goal a season backup to Dom for 15m but want Che Adams for 25m.

I smell a rat.

You smell a rat because I don’t rate Maupay? Do we have to like every player we sign then?

You’ll all be on his back in a few weeks when he’s stinking the place out. Have a look at the Brighton forums - their thread is called “Neil Maupay - what does he actually do?”

 

[jazzy]

Poo.

yeah you're right mate - we should have gone for that Mbappe fella or maybe CR7 FFS

 

[ZissouBlue]

This makes horrific reading. Keane our 3rd highest goalscorer, GS didn’t even play last season. Yet people complain about us signing Maupay.

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A dose of reality for some folks. We need goal scorers and he’s a decent one. And on top does a lot of work off the ball like both the players ahead of him on this list. Directly in his prime and the fee shouldn’t prevent further signings. End of.

 

[Mosh Pit]

You smell a rat because I don’t rate Maupay? Do we have to like every player we sign then?

You’ll all be on his back in a few weeks when he’s stinking the place out. Have a look at the Brighton forums - their thread is called “Neil Maupay - what does he actually do?”

Because your valuation is 225k and you're being stupidly pessimistic about smart business and trying to draw attention to Che Adams.

No further questions your honor.

 

[The Nature Boy]

I can’t believe this is what we can come up with - Tarkowski and Maupay. We really do look like a Championship side these days.

Of course, some of you are happy because Maupay is a ‘snide’ but I want good players at Everton again, not Neil ‘Not good enough for Brighton but good enough for Everton’ Maupay.

Jesus wept. The standards at this football club are in the mud. From Lukaku and Richyson to Rondon and Maupay.

Wait, who?

 

[Dame Judi Dench]

yeah you're right mate - we should have gone for that Mbappe fella or maybe CR7 FFS

No one is saying that are they?

But when we’re in the bottom 3 come Xmas, don’t say we didn’t warn you.

 

[BlueStevie35]

Can he play on Saturday if he's done tonight or tomorrow?

If it’s by 12 tomorrow yes, otherwise his debut will be at Leeds on Tuesday

 

[maccavennie]

Not real mate

That fella on the right of the pic left Evertons media team 4 years ago.

 

[maccavennie]

No one is saying that are they?

But when we’re in the bottom 3 come Xmas, don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Who is "we"? Is there a gang of you warning him?