2022/23 Neal Maupay

[Swartzy]

I notice a lot of people put a 't' at the end of his name instead of 'y'. Could we reach a compromise and just call him Muppet?

Just compromise on 'WHY' (Suits his whole purchase to a tee )

 

[Osamabindiesel]

The most telling thing is OUR STRIKER PASSED UP A WIDE OPEN SHOT TO PLAY THE BALL TO THE GUY GUARDED BY 5 MEN. AND GOT HIM INJURED IN THE PROCESS

 

[coleman=quality]

An injury to him is the only way he won’t be involved in the squad, even if we got a number 9 in and DCL fit think he’d still find himself getting the odd minutes here and there. So slow plays every game like it’s a training session absolute waste of a body on the pitch and puts us at a disadvantage straight away. The best thing I’ve seen from him here is earlier on when he lifted his top up looked like he had decent abs.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

The most telling thing is OUR STRIKER PASSED UP A WIDE OPEN SHOT TO PLAY THE BALL TO THE GUY GUARDED BY 5 MEN. AND GOT HIM INJURED IN THE PROCESS

WHAT’S EVEN MORE TELLING THAN THAT IS NOBODY WAS GUARDING NEAL FLIPPIN MAUPAY

 

[Tommy Chong]

Unless the magical fairy that turned Pinocchio from a puppet into a real boy rocks up at Finch Farm and turns him into a real footballer, there's no hope for him.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I've heard a few say he's not being played in the right position, sorry, it doesn't matter where he plays because he is absolutely gash.

 

[Clarky cat]

What. A. Club.

 

[Azzurri]

I've heard a few say he's not being played in the right position, sorry, it doesn't matter where he plays because he is absolutely gash.

Wha

Where’s he meant to play then? Who’s saying that? Like you say, he’s a striker who is absolutely crap, it’s that simple.

 

[Nymzee]

Still blaming Danny for this signing

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Wha

Where’s he meant to play then? Who’s saying that? Like you say, he’s a striker who is absolutely crap, it’s that simple.

heard a few lads saying "we're not using him how we should mate" whatever that means.

 

[Azzurri]

heard a few lads saying "we're not using him how we should mate" whatever that means.

Cleaning the canteen maybe

 

[AndyRJ]

heard a few lads saying "we're not using him how we should mate" whatever that means.

There's a lad who sits next to me at the match who seems to have a hard-on for him. Doesn't like it when everyone else is slating him/ groaning when they see his name on the team sheet.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

There's a lad who sits next to me at the match who seems to have a hard-on for him. Doesn't like it when everyone else is slating him/ groaning when they see his name on the team sheet.

Seeing Maupay's name on the team sheet has actually given me erectile dysfunction mate!

 

[Tommy Chong]

Cleaning the canteen maybe

I wouldn't trust him with that task either. He'd probably start a grease fire and burn the whole canteen down.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I wouldn't trust him with that task either. He'd probably start a grease fire and burn the whole canteen down.