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JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
There’s just no way he can be real.
Out of all the people who would bring him closer to God he picks a fellow sex pest.
Maupay will get double digits in goals this season.
Whenever ive had the conversation i used to be asked if they have a chance to see the Queen and suchlike.
I've also had the good fortune to meet Princess Diana on two occasions.
I suspect only meeting Trump (ive met Eric and Don Jr) at this point would bring me closer to God.
Maupay and McLean should be treated like babies.
Jelly babies.
Bite their heads off
WTAF
I believe he’s done this once at Premier League level, 5 years ago.
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £40m
Who's a bigger danger online, Maupay or Zat? Worthy of a poll. Hope Pickford snaps him in two.
Ugh....
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
You ran this by the experts in ballistics at GoT towers of course. Because you'd never be able to differentiate of course. Top marks all round I reckons.
Sell him twice then! *taps nose*
supertoffee98
Player Valuation: £750k
Couldn't we loan him to Marine or something? Might find his level there. Don't know what the score is with him being a striker (probably nil!!!), sits too deep to be a target man. Could see him working as a number 10, think he played in that role against Doncaster if I'm right?
He isn’t an Everton player, he isn’t good enough and he doesn’t understand. The waste of a wage is second to the detriment his attitude brings to the club.
How is this different to majority of Everton players in recent years?
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