AaronTheBlue
Player Valuation: £60m
8:45pm mate
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me either. still jizz if he signs though
its going to take a bid well over 8.7m to get him.
dont really know much bout this lad...any good? At 27 isnt he a bit old for Moyes? he normally only invests that kind of money in youth
we'll see if he's in the squad tonight for their game.
Never mind a possible match tonight he's going to have to get a shifty on if he's going to make it.
Please God let him be sorting out his printer with a new ink cartridge as we speak to print out his Easyjet ticket. He better get a move on though as there's only 3 tickets left on the 12.25 from Seville to Gatwick! €231 a ticket so for him, his mum and his agent that's a mere £860. His dad can drop them there on his way to work.
Arrive in Gatwick at 14.10. Don't hang about with luggage and tell his ma to swerve the toilets etc and he can make the 14.50 Gatwick Express to Victoria. He'll arrive there for 3.20pm and the tickets will be just over £50. They're going to want some food now as they'll probably have skipped lunch in the rush and no muppet buys any food on an Easyjet. So give them 20 minutes at Burger King on the concourse and there's another £20.
No time to hang about now 'cos it's a rush for the 16.07 from Euston to Lime St. His mum won't fancy the tube and the traffic shouldnt be too bad so another 20 minutes in a cab and they cann pull into Euston. Last minute train tickets won't be cheap and with the agent giving him grief they'll go for 3 first class tickets at £220 a pop.
Can relax now a bit and get into Lime Street for 18.15. Another trip to the toilets for ma and her dodgy bladder and then it's in a cab and wheeling into the Park End car park a quarter of an hour later. Get lucky and find a Blue cabby and the ride will be free in exchange for a photo.
Easy and a mere £1,600!