Never had a girlfriend, thought I would ask for some advice from GOT

[john jako]

Need a really good chat up line lad. The cheesiest the better.

I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

 

[hibbo'sclass]

I'm not...

I lie.

 

[tonyhorne]

At 25 mate I'd forget it and get yourself in the Lisbon.

Or perhaps the solution is to get yourself out of the Lisbon......

 

[Seathestars]

Does the Grafton still exist?

I don't know to be honest, haven't drove past there in ages.

 

[Catfish Blues]

Wow!! You lot take no prisoners......a harsh audience. I don't know whether to laugh or be outraged.

From the female perspective, forget the gaffer/duct/masking tape and/or strong sedatives. Develop a sense of humour. Make her laugh. You can be ugly as f*** but if you make her laugh you'll get her into bed. I know...I am old...I have done it all

@RhylBlue

If you're learning the ropes then what you need is an older woman.
I don't think i've ever seen a more blatant come on than the above.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

"pics or gtfo"
- including a screenshot from the night we found it.

 

[COYBL25]

"pics or gtfo"
- including a screenshot from the night we found it.

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She's a munter !

Imagine the greasy messes that have been there

 

[wainy]

I used to work with my Mrs.

I never had the guts to speak to her, so used to follow her in my van on her way home, whilst touching myself inappropriately.

When she noticed me, and tried to run away, I gave her a little shunter. Didn't injure her but enough to take her down. I then taped her to the floor of my van, where she still remains.

Hope this helps pal.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

@RhylBlue

If you're learning the ropes then what you need is an older woman.
I don't think i've ever seen a more blatant come on than the above.

I'd rather have a curry these days. And I have a self imposed rule that anybody I could have potentially given birth to is off limits!

 

[Yorkie]

She's a munter !

Imagine the greasy messes that have been there

Is she funny though?

 

[COYBL25]

I used to work with my Mrs.

I never had the guts to speak to her, so used to follow her in my van on her way home, whilst touching myself inappropriately.

When she noticed me, and tried to run away, I have her a little shunter. Didn't injure her but enough to take her down. I then taped her to the floor of my van, where she still remains.

Hope this helps pal.

Not long now

 

[tommye]

"pics or gtfo"
- including a screenshot from the night we found it.

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Really good clean nice lass on time cracking skills lollollol

 

[tommye]

Really good clean nice lass on time cracking skills lollollol

PS. Still got her phone number?

 

[Yorkie]

I'd rather have a curry these days. And I have a self imposed rule that anybody I could have potentially given birth to is off limits!

I think you'd remember tbh.
Not like being a lad were you're hoping you're not gonna get an awkward text a couple of months down the line!

 

[Catfish Blues]

I'd rather have a curry these days.

You'd be spicing up his life ?