Never had a girlfriend, thought I would ask for some advice from GOT

[tommye]

Women are mental, mate.

Stick to footy, beer and an occasional flirt with death when eating an Indian the morning after a session.


Bliss.

Minjeeta?

 

[marnie]

Ball gag/decapitation

Either/Or

I bow to your expertise.

 

[tommye]

I bow to your expertise.

 

[Durham Toffee]

Minjeeta?

Naan of that was funny.

You won't curry favour like that.

Korma will bite you in the saagy bum.

For Kofta.

 

[Durham Toffee]

I bow to your expertise.

Expert tease.

 

[Connor]

They're the devil @RhylBlue, you're not missing out.

 

[tommye]

Naan of that was funny.

You won't curry favour like that.

Korma will bite you in the saagy bum.

For Kofta.

Is that phaal ye got?

 

[Durham Toffee]

Is that phaal ye got?

That's pilau the belt mate.

Go and bother samosa person about it.

Cumin now, enough of this bhaji.

You won't get a rice out of me.

 

[tommye]

That's pilau the belt mate.

Go and bother samosa person about it.

Cumin now, enough of this bhaji.

You won't get a rice out of me.

Koff...

...Ta

 

[ToffeeDan]

Get yourself a copy of "I hope they sell beer in hell" by Tucker Max. All the techniques you'll ever need in one book..

 

[chicoazul]

I think this is my first post outside the Everton forum so I am slightly nervous. Have found GOT to be a decent community during my time on here so I've decided to just go for it. In a nutshell I am 25 and straight but have never actually had a girlfriend. I would like to ask for some pointers, words of advice or things of that ilk. How did you guys meet your girlfriends and missuses? I've been using tinder for about eight months without success. Never bothered with dating sites as I assume the odds of success on them are even less than on tinder.

My best advice would be to never ever ask this bunch of weirdos for any advice, ever, mate.

Don't sweat stuff too much. Be cool like the Fonz and wear nice aftershave. Girls (and boys) like the Fonz, especially if he's smelling good.

 

[Durham Toffee]

They're the devil @RhylBlue, you're not missing out.

This.

 

[Durham Toffee]

My best advice would be to never ever ask this bunch of weirdos for any advice, ever, mate.

Don't sweat stuff too much. Be cool like the Fonz and wear nice aftershave. Girls (and boys) like the Fonz, especially if he's smelling good.

Be like @chicoazul

I would.

 

[Durham Toffee]

Koff...

...Ta

 

[tommye]

Be like @chicoazul

I would.