Never had a girlfriend, thought I would ask for some advice from GOT

[tommye]

Yer can't buy class.

You can mate

Usually abaaar 60 notes for half hour.

 

[Durham Toffee]

From a male perspective, having a sense of humour and demonstrating a willingness to listen usually achieves the desired results (or did 35 years ago) - win/win

What is this dark magic of which you speak!?

 

[tommye]

You could, a fiver a time apparently but I got a freebie.

We all did that night.

 

[Durham Toffee]

You can mate

Usually abaaar 60 notes for half hour.

Class, not ass

 

[Paul w]

Yer can't buy class.

Yer can joan class opposite the Iceland next to the jack frost pub nice girl.

 

[tommye]

From a male perspective, having a sense of humour and demonstrating a willingness to listen usually achieves the desired results (or did 35 years ago) - win/win

Or just doing as we're told

 

[tommye]

Class, not ass

Thought he said brass...

 

[The Esk]

What is this dark magic of which you speak!?

It's usually a temporary thing, doesn't last until you meet your lifetime partner

 

[tommye]

And there's me reading transfer thread missing out on this pyaaar gold.

And may that be a lesson to you all.

 

[Donald Twain]

You can mate

Usually abaaar 60 notes for half hour.

What time she arriving mate?

 

[Seathestars]

Get yourself a lady Gaga blow up doll, you can even poker face

 

[tommye]

What time she arriving mate?

Too old
Too tired
Too late

 

[tommye]

Get yourself a lady Gaga blow up doll, you can even poker face

Not. Even. With. Donalds.

 

[Donald Twain]

Too old
Too tired
Too late

You've changed!

 

[tommye]

You've changed!

Nah.

I've always been a miserable old [Poor language removed]