Never had a girlfriend, thought I would ask for some advice from GOT

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MoutsGoat said:
Erm???

Think your gonna have to tell this story.
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The year is 2014 and I'm living in a lovely flat near Smithdown with seven mates from first year - one of whom was a 6ft 2 18 stone female rugby player. Size 11 feet.

Barely saw her, she'd gone all fitness freak and never came for a bevy any more, buckets of protein down her every week.

We'd noticed that she was getting a couple of ASOS etc orders most days and was living well beyond her means as a student but didn't think much of it.

Move on to just after Xmas and we were sat in sharing a 20 bag and pissing about with the Chromecast. Mate pulled up Adultwork on the lounge TV and stuck in our postcode - there she was. No face but it was our house, our bathroom and her in a tonne of skimpy gear - could see her tattoos. Paid a quid for access to her full profile and there she was in all her glory, horrific.

The reviews were the worst 'all over that butter would not melt face etc.'

She primarily used the Marriott in town and did overnight stays.
 

RhylBlue said:
I think this is my first post outside the Everton forum so I am slightly nervous. Have found GOT to be a decent community during my time on here so I've decided to just go for it. In a nutshell I am 25 and straight but have never actually had a girlfriend. I would like to ask for some pointers, words of advice or things of that ilk. How did you guys meet your girlfriends and missuses? I've been using tinder for about eight months without success. Never bothered with dating sites as I assume the odds of success on them are even less than on tinder.
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Rhyl? Frigging hell there's nothing to do bar go out drinking, and the girls seemed pretty desperate lasted time I was out there. Can't really mock Wales seeing my other half is from clwyt y bont.
You need to find the right balance of indifference/friendliness/subtle hints you'd bone them.
 
Pienaar's gloves said:
The year is 2014 and I'm living in a lovely flat near Smithdown with seven mates from first year - one of whom was a 6ft 2 18 stone female rugby player. Size 11 feet.

Barely saw her, she'd gone all fitness freak and never came for a bevy any more, buckets of protein down her every week.

We'd noticed that she was getting a couple of ASOS etc orders most days and was living well beyond her means as a student but didn't think much of it.

Move on to just after Xmas and we were sat in sharing a 20 bag and pissing about with the Chromecast. Mate pulled up Adultwork on the lounge TV and stuck in our postcode - there she was. No face but it was our house, our bathroom and her in a tonne of skimpy gear - could see her tattoos. Paid a quid for access to her full profile and there she was in all her glory, horrific.

The reviews were the worst 'all over that butter would not melt face etc.'

She primarily used the Marriott in town and did overnight stays.
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It was Baines left foot wasnt it
 

Pienaar's gloves said:
and I'm living in a lovely flat near Smithdown
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Pienaar's gloves said:
The year is 2014 and I'm living in a lovely flat near Smithdown with seven mates from first year - one of whom was a 6ft 2 18 stone female rugby player. Size 11 feet.

Barely saw her, she'd gone all fitness freak and never came for a bevy any more, buckets of protein down her every week.

We'd noticed that she was getting a couple of ASOS etc orders most days and was living well beyond her means as a student but didn't think much of it.

Move on to just after Xmas and we were sat in sharing a 20 bag and pissing about with the Chromecast. Mate pulled up Adultwork on the lounge TV and stuck in our postcode - there she was. No face but it was our house, our bathroom and her in a tonne of skimpy gear - could see her tattoos. Paid a quid for access to her full profile and there she was in all her glory, horrific.

The reviews were the worst 'all over that butter would not melt face etc.'

She primarily used the Marriott in town and did overnight stays.
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Pics or gtfo...
Sounds pretty horrific! Did you ever ask her?
 

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