Never had a girlfriend, thought I would ask for some advice from GOT

[BigDunc'sFod]

Errrrmmmm.......

Fat but Funny Gary

 

[Moomin]

If only Mick Murph was here.

My hero, his use of a fork and iron was a joy to behold.

 

[Gladystweet]

Have You been reading Fred Wests diaries ?

Don't know about you but I'm dying to know what's in this box......

 

[john jako]

I'm married. Relationships are for silly I'll informed people. Trust me. Stick to your hand.

 

[flibbyflob]

I'm married. Relationships are for silly I'll informed people. Trust me. Stick to your hand.

If you have been married a while you probably are too.

 

[Bungle]

Girls like a man with mystery.

Always wander off from here and leave her curious as to why. Start stories about yourself and change the subject before getting to the point. Carry around a small box in your pocket and never reveal what is inside it.

Link her to your Healthy eating thread, that's a pretty big mystery.

 

[tadao]

Don't know about you but I'm dying to know what's in this box......

 

[john jako]

If you have been married a while you probably are too.

6 years but only took me 6 months to be honest mate.

 

[Yorkie]

Fat but Funny Gary

Good, if you're going to be fat you might as well be jovial

 

[Connor]

My hero, his use of a fork and iron was a joy to behold.

The absolute best.

He posted he lived on a road about 2 minutes away from mine. I took a few days break from life and had to hide.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

99 problems but a bitch aint one!

 

[COYBL25]

Don't know about you but I'm dying to know what's in this box......

A small vial of chloroform, cable ties and a knife.

 

[Yorkie]

Tell ya the bigger the bell the sweeter the smell!

Might want to see your GP about that mate

 

[Gladystweet]

A small vial of chloroform, cable ties and a knife.

Can we start a new thread titled "what's in the box" ? There's no way I can sleep without knowing.

 

[tommye]

Don't know about you but I'm dying to know what's in this box......

Roofies
Cable ties
Ball gag
Elbow length latex gloves.