Never had a girlfriend, thought I would ask for some advice from GOT

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Yorkie said:
I was told that by a mate before I visited the US, but unfortunately i don't quite sound like mr darcy and my Bradford accent caused people to ask if I was Scottish.

And Tinders allright if you go on knowing how shallow it is
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I still have a pretty strong scouse accent. Been married for 8 years. Been hit on by multiple women many times at every job I've had. Get comments on my accent all the time (positive comments that is).
 

I think the best policy always is to lie. My mate was in a similar position and was determined to break his duck on a stag do to Estonia. After a few vodkas he finally plucked up the courage to chat up a really tasty Russian bird. 5 minutes later she was sucking his face off. She then decides she's going to leave with him so we all gathered round and asked him what the secret was. He said "easy lads, I told her I was a professional footballer who was currently playing in Stoke city reserves". We all looked at each other and I asked "why Stoke and why the reserves?" He said " I didn't want to over do it and that seemed more believable"!!!!
 

Bake cakes.

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