Never had a girlfriend, thought I would ask for some advice from GOT

[The Cowboy]

I'm going to actually offer a serious post here, and say pulling is one of life's great paradoxes. The harder you try, the less it will happen. It's never easier to pull a bird than when you're in a relationship (as you're often not even trying to pull, and are just talking like human beings).

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

Wow!! You lot take no prisoners......a harsh audience. I don't know whether to laugh or be outraged.

From the female perspective, forget the gaffer/duct/masking tape and/or strong sedatives. Develop a sense of humour. Make her laugh. You can be ugly as f*** but if you make her laugh you'll get her into bed. I know...I am old...I have done it all

Complete and utter horsedung. Women are as shallow as men if not moreso

 

[coollino]

Buy a geeeetar

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Some of the lads Ma's on here will do a turn mate, a bit sloppy like, but I'll PM you some phone numbers.

 

[Bungle]

Complete and utter horsedung. Women are as shallow as men if not moreso

I assumed she meant laughing gas as an alternative to rohypnol, may have misread the signals though

 

[Yorkie]

Second option is the one that applies to me.

No worries mate. Life's tough and the longer it is before you've "kicked on" it get tougher in your head (doesn't need to be though)

I've had more joy this year (I'm a similar age) by letting go of my inhibitions (and dropping my standards a bit)

Now alot better then I was before when I was on a drought and was convinced I needed a girlfriend to be happy, even drove me to post in the depression thread where some sound posters gave some nice words that helped.

As I said before tinder might not be what you're looking for, the ones who are seriously looking for a partner will be on dating sites so don't be afraid to try them, never really actively used them myself but loads of people I know have found joy there.

Took balls to start the thread mate knowing you'd get a load of folk poking fun, transfer that drive into "plenty of fish" or match.com and you might get a break!
Best of luck either way lad.

 

[tommye]

Wow!! You lot take no prisoners......a harsh audience. I don't know whether to laugh or be outraged.

From the female perspective, forget the gaffer/duct/masking tape and/or strong sedatives. Develop a sense of humour. Make her laugh. You can be ugly as f*** but if you make her laugh you'll get her into bed. I know...I am old...I have done it all

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Dating sites can work for some mate, better than tinder if your looking for a relationship and not to just bump middles.

To help me gauge what we're working with have you had a few casual things and are looking to get something serious or are you "brand new" as Madonna sang?

Look at you being all Majorie Proops.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Buy a geeeetar

Can vouch for this.

 

[coollino]

Big fan of these life story personal threads, keep us updated.

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

Buy a geeeetar

This is genuine good advice. You have to learn to play it well, mind.

 

[The Blue Watch]

Wow!! You lot take no prisoners......a harsh audience. I don't know whether to laugh or be outraged.

From the female perspective, forget the gaffer/duct/masking tape and/or strong sedatives. Develop a sense of humour. Make her laugh. You can be ugly as f*** but if you make her laugh you'll get her into bed. I know...I am old...I have done it all

This, making them laugh is sound advice.

So don't forget to take your clown mask alongside the duct tape and the rohypnol.

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

No worries mate. Life's tough and the longer it is before you've "kicked on" it get tougher in your head (doesn't need to be though)

I've had more joy this year (I'm a similar age) by letting go of my inhibitions (and dropping my standards a bit)

Now alot better then I was before when I was on a drought and was convinced I needed a girlfriend to be happy, even drove me to post in the depression thread where some sound posters gave some nice words that helped.

As I said before tinder might not be what you're looking for, the ones who are seriously looking for a partner will be on dating sites so don't be afraid to try them, never really actively used them myself but loads of people I know have found joy there.

Took balls to start the thread mate knowing you'd get a load of folk poking fun, transfer that drive into "plenty of fish" or match.com and you might get a break!
Best of luck either way lad.

Tinder is possibly the worst invention for anyone trying to get their foot on the cat ladder. Ruthless judgement.

Come to New York mate, your accent alone will get you some action.

 

[Yorkie]

Look at you being all Majorie Proops.

From my post you should have realised I'd have to google who that was! lol

 

[coollino]

Sure Carlos could help you here