Never had a girlfriend, thought I would ask for some advice from GOT

[Moomin]

I think this is my first post outside the Everton forum so I am slightly nervous. Have found GOT to be a decent community during my time on here so I've decided to just go for it. In a nutshell I am 25 and straight but have never actually had a girlfriend. I would like to ask for some pointers, words of advice or things of that ilk. How did you guys meet your girlfriends and missuses? I've been using tinder for about eight months without success. Never bothered with dating sites as I assume the odds of success on them are even less than on tinder.

You live in North Wales, shag your sister.

 

[Ashtonian]

Girls like surprises.

Try jumping out of bushes whilst yelling at them

 

[tommye]

You live in North Wales, shag your sister.

Everybody else has

 

[Jib in lad]

Damo will sort you out mate.

 

[Moomin]

Everybody else has

Shushhhhhhh, let the virgin think it's something special instead of stirring the porridge.

@bizzaro is this your new multi???

 

[efcjames]

By taking a trip to the local primary school

 

[tommye]

Don't do this...

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

A van, chloroform and masking tape

Duct tape is best mate.

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

I think this is my first post outside the Everton forum so I am slightly nervous. Have found GOT to be a decent community during my time on here so I've decided to just go for it. In a nutshell I am 25 and straight but have never actually had a girlfriend. I would like to ask for some pointers, words of advice or things of that ilk. How did you guys meet your girlfriends and missuses? I've been using tinder for about eight months without success. Never bothered with dating sites as I assume the odds of success on them are even less than on tinder.

And I had mild concerns about how my National Trust thread would be received....!

 

[muddy mudguard]

I'm just getting in before this gets locked!

You - identify a potential target
Get your pulling gear on
Figure out where she's gonna be on a Thursday/Friday/Saturday night
Get yourself out there with a few mates
Have a couple for dutch courage
Get yourself in there - just talk to her, none of the cheesy chat up lines, just be yourself (unless of course you're a munter, in which case you're SOL)

 

[tommye]

Duct tape is best mate.

Cable (zip) ties lad. Quick, easy, secure.

 

[Yorkie]

Dating sites can work for some mate, better than tinder if your looking for a relationship and not to just bump middles.

To help me gauge what we're working with have you had a few casual things and are looking to get something serious or are you "brand new" as Madonna sang?

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

Duct tape is best mate.

Gaffer tape, no residue.

Also I hear wimmins love dic pics

 

[ToffeeTim]

Tell girls that you.... play guitar/are a footballer/are a rugby player/are minted/love dogs.

And bin off tinder. It is merely window shopping and only beneficial for wasting away the working day.

 

[evertoniandy]

View attachment 27987 Don't do this...

No, wait...do this and let us see the results. The bitches love spontaneity like this.