Never had a girlfriend, thought I would ask for some advice from GOT

[jaycee]

View attachment 27987 Don't do this...

How hasnt he been snapped up, unemployed, lives in Natwich and has a popping bellend,he must be someones knight in shining armour

 

[silent bob]

 

[BlueLee]

If she's wearing red keep well away!!

 

[Bungle]

Wait outside a club at closing time and wait for a woman that can barely walk, escort her home and sleep on the sofa. In the morning exaggerate the state she was in and tell her she insisted on you coming in, but that you slept on the sofa out of respect.

She'll think you're a hero and there begins your relationship. No need to ever mention you fingered her that first night.

 

[RhylBlue]

Dating sites can work for some mate, better than tinder if your looking for a relationship and not to just bump middles.

To help me gauge what we're working with have you had a few casual things and are looking to get something serious or are you "brand new" as Madonna sang?

Second option is the one that applies to me.

 

[Elong]

They're not worth it. Blood sucking leeches the lot of them!

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Just walk over in a crowded bar in the manner of Austin Powers,after identifying your young lady that tickles your parrot,smile and ask "Do you like chicken baby,do you,do you?"drop your kecks and tell her,"well suck oh this,It's FOWL"works every time I'll guarantee youlol

 

[tadao]

If she's wearing red keep well away!!

Depends where the red is. That's like a rag to a bull.

 

[Connor]

Wait outside a club at closing time and wait for a woman that can barely walk, escort her home and sleep on the sofa. In the morning exaggerate the state she was in and tell her she insisted on you coming in, but that you slept on the sofa out of respect.

She'll think you're a hero and there begins your relationship. No need to ever mention you fingered her that first night.

Robbing this.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Second option is the one that applies to me.

Get tinder plus so you don't have to swipe from Rhyl

 

[tommye]

Shushhhhhhh, let the virgin think it's something special instead of stirring the porridge.

@bizzaro is this your new multi???

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Wow!! You lot take no prisoners......a harsh audience. I don't know whether to laugh or be outraged.

From the female perspective, forget the gaffer/duct/masking tape and/or strong sedatives. Develop a sense of humour. Make her laugh. You can be ugly as f*** but if you make her laugh you'll get her into bed. I know...I am old...I have done it all

 

[Moomin]

When did @bizzaro start wearing contact lenses??

 

[Elong]

. I know...I am old...I have done it all

Oh wow

 

[Gladystweet]

What have I walked in to? Can't wait for the season to start.