New Everton Manager

[Theoneandonly]

One would hope so.

That could literally be avoid relegation and get 3 mil, get in to top 10 for 3 mil, get in to Europa League for 3 mil etc etc

 

[Mashtray]

This Venn Diagram appeared on my piss stained mattress this morning so I think it's pretty nailed on that today is the day.

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Piss readings confirm 10:30 am according to three-stage circle model of bedwetology

 

[Yarrgh]

should hire them to build BMD, sound better than the current crew

To be honest, fsw on the end of the crane? Last time I saw a wrecking ball like that, it had Miley Cyrus on it.

 

[blue to the bone]

That could literally be avoid relegation and get 3 mil, get in to top 10 for 3 mil, get in to Europa League for 3 mil etc etc

An avoid relegation clause.
Get in the bin you absolute mutant

 

[Death]

Thanks i like that you took it as an exclusive

I didn't even know what a Rafer Bentez was until you clued me in mate.

 

[Bob Latchford]

Fraud wanted nothing to do with us and didn't want to leave his french cuisine

Perceptive wee rascal

 

[LeeCarsley]

That could literally be avoid relegation and get 3 mil, get in to top 10 for 3 mil, get in to Europa League for 3 mil etc etc

avoid relegation lol this isn't Newcastle, if we're lower than 13th by Xmas he'll be sacked.

 

[Papa Shango]

This Venn Diagram appeared on my piss stained mattress this morning so I think it's pretty nailed on that today is the day.

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I really hope this is a stock image and not one you had to create yourself!

 

[Bob Latchford]

avoid relegation lol this isn't Newcastle, if we're lower than 13th by Xmas he'll be sacked.

No mate, he’s down to serve the roasties and veg at the Christmas party so it’ll have to be into the new year.

 

[Harryflashman]

avoid relegation lol this isn't Newcastle, if we're lower than 13th by Xmas he'll be sacked.

Avoid relegation , unreal imagine trying to get a big money bonus for that when you sign for this club before a ball has been kicked . Unreal any blue could speculate on that

 

[ForeverBlue92]

avoid relegation lol this isn't Newcastle, if we're lower than 13th by Xmas he'll be sacked.

Martinez aside and Allardyce (who the club were never wanting to keep regardless) we pretty much only booted Koeman/Silva when we slipped into the bottom 3 and the boards arses were twitching.

Realistically next season the aim has to be top 7 but I dont think the board will sack him for finishing anywhere above say 14th. They wanted Carlo until the stadium was built and It'll be the same with Benitez barring any disaster imo.

 

[Harryflashman]

That could literally be avoid relegation and get 3 mil, get in to top 10 for 3 mil, get in to Europa League for 3 mil etc etc

fingers crossed he could massively overachieve and keep us up hey , we can only hope and pray . Be like Istanbul all over again

 

[LeeCarsley]

Martinez aside and Allardyce (who the club were never wanting to keep regardless) we pretty much only booted Koeman/Silva when we slipped into the bottom 3 and the boards arses were twitching.

Realistically next season the aim has to be top 7 but I dont think the board will sack him for finishing anywhere below say 15th. They wanted Carlo until the stadium was built and It'll be the same with Benitez barring any disaster imo.

If this was anyone but Benitez I'd agree but if we aren't challenging for Europe next season with roughly the same squad that Ancelotti had + whatever money the board are saying they will splash, it will be so toxic I can't see how he will be able to stay.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Quiet media wise considering its meant to be today

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Quiet media wise considering its meant to be today

It won't be today imo