New Everton Manager

[Rooney_Tunes]

Whoever we bring in needs to be able to solve a number of key issues.

We have a fitness problem. Not only do we always seem to have players on the treatment table but we just don't seem to be competitive in games.

We have an attitude problem. I don't know if its just me but it seems many of our players have a culture of "just enough". Players shouldn't be happy with just a top half finish and too many times it looks like they were content with their lot long before the season ended.

Squad depth. Apart from a few key players we are rubbish. Seriously, everyone likes to rag on Sigurdsson but when he is missing we are diabolical.

Philosophy. Any manager who comes in and utters the word Philosophy should be marched straight back out.

Anyway, with all that in mind it is abundantly clear who we should bring in.......



..... David Moyes!!!!!!

Brilliant; unfortunately we'll bring in some other joker and finish 15th next season.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Potter would be eaten alive by our crowd and our players. He finished 16th forgive me I need to see more before we give him the Everton job.

Results.

 

[bag a yoko]

Its a results business, and he is no better than Hughton so far.

It's a bit a results business it's an entertainment business and whilst Brighton fans have complete respect for Houghton you'll be hard pressed to find one who wants him back.

Lest we forget Brighton beat City the game before City beat Ancelottis blues 5:0.

 

[DL100]

Dunc may only have been in charge for a few games, but our play definitely improved, and made enjoyable 'fairy-tale' viewing
Then he's had over a year learning the ropes from Carlo (like Arteta did under Pep before getting the Arsenal job).
We could do worse - at least Dunc knows the British game and Premier League expectations, unlike a few on the short-list.

Not for me, 100% isn’t what we need right now.

 

[evertony]

You asked. We checked xG, xP and xPN and we delivered

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

.... a progressive young coach on the up, exactly what we should be looking for.

 

[kev]

To be fair.
He fits the type of manager we should be going for
Unless you want another one here for the money
Maybe he’s the guy we need.
Better than Nuno or Moyes IMO.

However, it’s a gamble.
Even though he’s done ok at Brighton.
Ancelotti was never sold on us.
Defo would be a step up for him.

Crap attempt @JimmyJeffers
It doesn't even rhyme.

 

[Tubey]

Potter would be eaten alive by our crowd and our players. He finished 16th forgive me I need to see more before we give him the Everton job.

So would Nuno. In fact so would every candidate we've seriously been linked with.

We're actually screwed.

 

[the sniderman]

I just like mine with marmite.
Are they available

yes simons butties are known for super wide selection of all butties with much filling and if u quote the discount code LOOKLIKETHUMB u receive extra pastrami. welcome. please mr ancelotti come back soon.

 

[blue to the bone]

We will get an embargo tonight. Surely lol

 

[glorydaze]

Potter would be eaten alive by our crowd and our players. He finished 16th forgive me I need to see more before we give him the Everton job.

not advocating for Potter but Kendall and Moyes got the job from working in a lower division.

 

[Debunkology]

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If we are going for such a manager then I agree Lampard should be top of the list.

 

[Curtis]

Haven't seen any recent updates *regarding a new manager. Most organizations I would deem that as a positive, assuming they're diligently taking the task seriously. Unfortunately the Everton hierarchy hasn't instilled that sense of confidence. I wonder what those cretins are up to? Securing a deal for the gobbling king himself, Neil Warnock?

 

[Debunkology]

Unfortunately the Everton hierarchy hasn't instilled that sense of confidence.

Don't worry, Kenwright is on the phone to West Ham asking them what they think Everton would do.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

If we are going for such a manager then I agree Lampard should be top of the list.

Big city boy...he couldn't handle the frozen North.