ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
This is the most insane one yet. Dyche has recruited the team he wants. There are cheaper players who can pass a ball along the ground to a teammate. He's decided he doesn't want to play that way. It is a choice.
Burnley's remit is to stay in the Premier League by hook or by crook which he's done 5/5 seasons with 2 of them finishing 7th + 10th with the 18th lowest net spend in the division.
He has the gruffness to handle our fierce fanbase and the work ethic to sort this squad of lazy cowardly sausages out. They'll take one look of Potter and wet themselves.