Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
The years and years of a lack of vision from the board have meant that we've been standing still while other clubs have grown off the pitch. It won't be long before this catches up on us.
The board does not care as long as we stay in the prem. We're 10th so there's still at least another good decade of dangling a carrot of hope to pacify the fans whilst we slip quietly down the table. Kenwright keeps his free play thing. Elstone keeps his stress free job for life, counting record profits in and making them disappear into operating costs. Clubs like Stoke and Swansea have more ambition than us. Our board (and manager) treat Europe as an inconvenience, and do nothing but peddle excuses as to why we can't be successful.