Mikey O
Player Valuation: £8m
Can you imagine how badly seized the bolts of them seats in the bullens will be?
Need to bring the WD40 and start loosening them one at a time without the stewards seeing - perhaps when the Blues score have a quick go with the spanner whilst everyone is distracted (a bit like Andy in the Shawshank redemption). Should be just about ready come the final home game when you can make a break for freedom with the seat.