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New Everton Stadium


try licking the window
Little Matty...
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Tommy, this is what I'm gonna do tonight

I'm gonna start off with an episode of challenge Anneka
Followed by the Krypton Factor
Once the ale kicks in I'll do 20 minutes of body popping/break dancing/free spirit manoeuvres
Then it's 2 episodes of Knightmare followed by 3 episodes of Gamesmaster
If im still standing, I'll do my personal version of the Torville & Dean Bolero and write a letter to Madonna telling her that she missed out massively not hooking up with the 11 year old me in 1989

All in all, I've got a decent plan which will all come together perfectly once the wife and kids sod off and vacate my living room space (which is larger than Evertons pitch which doesn't fit)
Thank the Lord you sent it to Madonna and not Jimmy Saville my son.

God bless.
 


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