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Newcastle (again)

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DuncIrkSpirit said:
As much as I dislike them, I am troubled by gloating, we (the royal blue 'we') have been to the wall too many times to find merriment in a suffering that looked so inevitable for us once.
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Their fans are deluded but they are decent fans. I just hate them because mainly of Freddy Sheppard who was always wanted to spit on the lower leagues. I also hate the front office who give out bonuses to horrible players when they fail and cause the price of everyone to go up.
 
Suddenly, our kit's not looking so bad!...

How are they still being sponsored by Northern Rock?! - that's much worse than a few MP's claiming a few extra quid!...

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Can't see what all the fuss is about. In my 40 years of watching football they've hardly been in the top flight; yoyo club at best.
 
Just thought i'd mention this cause i think its kinda funny : I work for a window company and we have a depot in Newcastle. Well today we got an email from them lodging an official complaint because on the delivery they recieved from us this morning someone had wrote "The Toon Army aren't singing anymore".

Thats it, and the miserable bastards complained about it!
 

deathbyropeandglass said:
Just thought i'd mention this cause i think its kinda funny : I work for a window company and we have a depot in Newcastle. Well today we got an email from them lodging an official complaint because on the delivery they recieved from us this morning someone had wrote "The Toon Army aren't singing anymore".

Thats it, and the miserable bastards complained about it!
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You could always do it again to them. That would be funny. Something about next season (after this coming) them being the biggest club in League 1. Or a message about Sunderland being the most successful team in the north east. :P
 
Sorry folks, I've got to do it, just too funny for words

Excerpts from a BBC blog

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And of course, you'll want to hear the reaction;

Just when the Geordies thought life couldn't get any worse, along came the unveiling of Newcastle's new yellow strip, which prompted more scoffing than Big Sam at a doughnut convention.

One fan likened it to a deckchair on Blackpool beach, while another described it as "a side-on view of a custard cream". The official club website preferred to describe the strip as a "stylish new change kit", although it was unclear how many supporters had taken up the '20% off' introductory offer plastered all over the front page.

Other fans were not so forgiving. Joe on the Tyne Talk messageboard said: "I think I just threw up a bit", while lostmekeys observed: "This from a guy who made a billion quid selling t-shirts."

And the kit also had the backing of Ryan Jenkins, a (wait for it) Sunderland fan. He said: "It's really appalling - I love it. It looks like Norwich and Blackpool got into a fight and this was the leftovers. Newcastle will have to call themselves the Toongerines." :lol::lol::lol:
 

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