Match Thread Newcastle United v Everton - Waffle, Match Report, MotM Poll & more waffle

[Sarnia Kevin]

No other team in this league look as clueless as we do, it’s absolutely staggering.

The ‘plan’ is literally to get the ball within 40 yards of the goal and win a foul?! No wonder the players look disinterested.

There's a plan??

 

[eurosrees]

We can’t judge DCL or Beto while we have this clown in charge, look at how Emery changed Watkins’ fortunes at Villa, our manager has no idea how to create chances for Strikers, if it happens it’s by accident.

 

[matty1878]

I'm sick of being sick of them.

There's no urgency, no desire, no tactics, nothing.

We need a positive result, we need to win tonight. Not draw, not lose but win.

you need to know this isn’t happening

 

[Naylor56]

Go 5-3-2 stick 2 up top and see how we go. Can’t stay like this for another half.

 

[BigDuncTributeBand]

Cheers mate. This made me chuckle after another disastrous half.
Said I'm having a week off the beer and ib lasted 2 minutes into this game

Ditto but held out until their goal…by half time I’m doing whisky chasers and away to roll a jigger…

 

[blindbert]

That Newcastle back 4 is there for the taking by any competent attacking side.

 

[marnie]

FFF OFFFF DYCHE you slapped a young lad and are now playing someone else out of position.WHY............. Because you are the Gaffer......... FFFFWIT

 

[Verbal Kint]

we’ve got liverpool end of conversation

I can't even imagine what that will be like.

 

[blueblood]

Whether we stay up or go down, I think I’m done with Dyche. I want to see some semblance of entertainment for my season ticket money. This is just awful. As soon as the team sheet is released with Godfrey and Young in the starting line up, it just deflates everyone.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

At least we can put to bed the myth that booing the team would have a negative effect on them. There's no conceivable way they could play any worse then they are right now. They deserve collective booing and abuse now. There's maybe one or two players that I feel for but the rest are utter scum.

Yeh, that’ll help

 

[Blue Smoke]

We need players who xan pick a pass and give us something. Gomes is worthy of going on and tbh the way its going id bung dcl and beto up front and play differently

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Patrick McNee conducting

 

[Marius57]

I hope our social media teams keep putting videos of the players scoring goals in training.

Always cheers me up.

 

[Sharpies volley]

This is shocking football. Like a gang of kids all chasing the ball at times.

 

[alwaysblue]

Ditto but held out until their goal…by half time I’m doing whisky chasers and away to roll a jigger…

I'll be joining you if I don't see any subs at ht.
Tbh I may as well get the whisky out now.... no way is he making changes.