Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[The binman chronicles]

Literally cannot wait to see the fume on here when they usurp us for our seventh place crown. Not that’s ever actually finish seventh.

8th is the new 7th. Anything in the top 10 is fine though...

 

[YoboCopter]

Kin hell, i wouldnt like to see you lot if some actual problems happend in real life to you or close family if some phantom bid makes you run a mile and question do you like football anymorelollollol

 

[Brisan123]

Net worth of £118bn lol

We’re fine with Moshiri and his £1.5bn. Maybe we can get to a League Cup semi every few years.

lad go and have a lie down down.
You are getting upset over nothing

Who are the 10 richest people in the world in 2024?

Elon Musk consolidates his position at the top of the global billionaires list

www.theweek.co.uk

 

[EFCPaul]

Think this one can now be officially filed under "jarg", along with that rumour a few years back of how Vince McMahon of all people was in talks to buy them. Probably all just a wind up started by Ashley himself, he is a legendary troll after all. Thickest skin I've ever seen.

 

[Azza]

A bedsit you say?

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Maybe time to unlock the “Toon meltdown” thread and throw all this in there, Mike Ashley will outlive every single Geordie (mostly because they all weigh 30 stone)

 

[GwladysPhil]

They've proven they have the dosh apparently - going ahead.

 

[MikeH72]

They've proven they have the dosh apparently - going ahead.

K m8.

 

[GwladysPhil]

K m8.

Sheikh Khaled says agreed terms for Newcastle takeover sent to Premier League

Sheikh Khaled Bin Zayed Al Nahyan says he has provided proof of funds to Mike Ashley and agreed terms between the two parties have been forwarded to the Premier League over his attempted takeover of Newcastle.

www.skysports.com

 

[MikeH72]

Sheikh Khaled says agreed terms for Newcastle takeover sent to Premier League

Sheikh Khaled Bin Zayed Al Nahyan says he has provided proof of funds to Mike Ashley and agreed terms between the two parties have been forwarded to the Premier League over his attempted takeover of Newcastle.

www.skysports.com

lol well, if he’s said it that changes everything.

 

[GwladysPhil]

To be honest, they do seem jarg.

<BinZayed Group>

 

[MikeH72]

To be honest, they do seem jarg.

<BinZayed Group>

Jesus. This is going to end spectacularly.

 

[GwladysPhil]

Jesus. This is going to end spectacularly.

Checked all the links and there's absolutely no repuatbale link or evidence of what they do.

Is it just me, or are the pictures of Sheikh Khaled different people?

 

[ijjysmith]

Checked all the links and there's absolutely no repuatbale link or evidence of what they do.

Is it just me, or are the pictures of Sheikh Khaled different people?

Well that bottom one is Jose Mourinho for a start.

 

[MikeH72]

Checked all the links and there's absolutely no repuatbale link or evidence of what they do.

Is it just me, or are the pictures of Sheikh Khaled different people?

That website is awful, it looks like a 16 year old’s IT project that they did the night before it was due in.