JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
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NUFC Blog are finding things interesting today. Like a school trip to some rock pools, they have found a particularly big crab hiding underneath a large pebble...
Fascinating comparison here. Let’s look at the FACTS:
MBS:
ordered death of journalist
Head of state of a country with appalling human rights record
Has repeatedly bombed Yemen.
Mike Ashley:
Spewed in a fireplace
Slept under a table
Has eggy farts
Makes geordies cry.
It’s close. Real close but I think Mike Ashley is slightly less tyrannical than MBS. Just because he didn’t sign Harry Kane doesn’t make him a war criminal!
lol lol lol lol Four laughing emojis for you! You crazy Stella addled slugs
Gotta think outside the box!With a bit of luck the Saudis will bin off buying Newcastle to instead focus on a new joint business venture to help Mike Ashley grow Sports Direct into a worldwide brand.
With a bit of luck the Saudis will bin off buying Newcastle to instead focus on a new joint business venture to help Mike Ashley grow Sports Direct into a worldwide brand.
If his business practises ensure that Newcastle are kept in the doldrums and asset stripped while he wanders around Florida with his lard belly...I, for one, have never read any negative comment on Mike Ashley's business practices. No siree.
Surely someone can send the Saudi Prince this and he'll just call it off anyway...
Ashley has outdone himself with this year’s jarg takeover saga. Even found one that really looked like it might happen!