Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[Toast]

Auf Weidershen Pet.

 

[catcherintherye]

Sadly both would be upgrades on the tat we have at present in midfield/out wide.

Barkley yes, Shaqiri no.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Looks like the WTO have shat on this takeover from a great height.

Oh well.

 

[Yarrgh]

I managed 20 seconds. How far did you get?

1:31. It was how I imagine a lobotomy feels watching that halfway.

 

[Yarrgh]

Consider the following evidence extracted from the diary of the Saudi Prince:

11am sanction murder of critical journalist.

2 pm order an air strike on Yemen civilians

4pm behead a homosexual

5pm Illegally stream Newcastle match

8pm Buy a shed load of weapons from Theresa May's husband

10pm get in a Twitter fight with Aldo

Quiz time: Can you spot the thing that the PL objected to?

 

[kenada_blue]

I managed 20 seconds. How far did you get?

I watch it repeatedly to remind myself that things are better than that.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Consider the following evidence extracted from the diary of the Saudi Prince:

11am sanction murder of critical journalist.

2 pm order an air strike on Yemen civilians

4pm behead a homosexual

5pm Illegally stream Newcastle match

8pm Buy a shed load of weapons from Theresa May's husband

10pm get in a Twitter fight with Aldo

Quiz time: Can you spot the thing that the PL objected to?

Him and my dad have a lot in common to be fair

 

[witchdoc187]

I managed 20 seconds. How far did you get?

Before ejaculation? 42 seconds

 

[Cool_Blue]

Imagine taking lads who are relegation fodder and thinking you're going to be moving up the league.

Indeed. It didn’t work for us.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Surely someone can send the Saudi Prince this and he'll just call it off anyway...

Wow. They truly are absolute dumb as you like mutants. Shut up for gods sake.

 

[Yarrgh]

Indeed. It didn’t work for us.

There I was hooting with laughter at Newcastle and then the misery of Everton enters the thread! Booo!

Joking apart, relegation level players could improve the Newcastle squad as they're bad. At least we have some decent quality in the first team amongst the dross.

 

[Cool_Blue]

There I was hooting with laughter at Newcastle and then the misery of Everton enters the thread! Booo!

Joking apart, relegation level players could improve the Newcastle squad as they're bad. At least we have some decent quality in the first team amongst the dross.

Sorry about that!! I know he gets a lot of hate on here, but Ross is still quicker and fitter than most of our midfield, and I certainly wouldn’t label him as “relegation fodder”. Keane & Pickford on the other hand.......

 

[Yarrgh]

Sorry about that!! I know he gets a lot of hate on here, but Ross is still quicker and fitter than most of our midfield, and I certainly wouldn’t label him as “relegation fodder”. Keane & Pickford on the other hand.......

To be honest, I really only hold the manner of his departure against Barkley. I don't think he'll ever return but if he was still here it'd be interesting to see what he could do under Ancelotti with some of the players we have now - I guess we'll never know.

Pickford could go tomorrow for me if a replacement had been lined up and the money was right. Like Joe Hart, a decent keeper for a mid to lower league team who is not of the requisite level if we want to move up a level performance wise. Keane I thought might do it, but he has disappointed for too long on a consistent basis now and the hope has faded. I could see Keane in black and white stripes though...

Anyway let's all cheer up! Any news about the takeover? #cans

 

[PhilM]

Surely someone can send the Saudi Prince this and he'll just call it off anyway...

If they're not on a government approved watch list, they should be.

 

[DanB90]