Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[PhilM]

Newcastle takeover in serious doubt as WTO rules pirate TV channel is Saudi

The controversial £300m Saudi Arabia-funded takeover of Newcastle United appears to be in serious doubt after the WTO ruled that the country is behind a pirate satellite TV and streaming service

www.theguardian.com

 

[kenada_blue]

Oops

Bore off pet pet pet. Yaw worse than that Kashaggy bird pet pet

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Where do wealthy footballers playing for newcastle live? Out of town houses somewhere or any flashy apartment buildings?

Just outside. Place called Darras Hall. Some of the younger lads will have pads on the quayside. Get a lot more for your cash round there than you do in other parts of England.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Oh god oh god. Do I dare.
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[Connor]

They've not taken it well

 

[Dutch Toffee]

So my iptv subscription might eventually help to block Newcastle's takeover happening?

Never felt prouder in my life.

 

[roydo]

So the PL are extending social distancing?

Wash your hands.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

lol lol

 

[roydo]

lol lol

Yeah, there is no news at all other than getting a few matches on.

 

[Yarrgh]

Can’t wait to see @JimmyJeffers next twitter round-up.

Heads will be falling off all over the shop.

I cannae wait. The hilarity is imminent.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

We all know whats coming:

PL: "we'll OK the takeover if you shutdown the piracy and pay us the going rate for broadcasting our product"

Saudi's: "okay lad"

Takeover is completed.

The corrupt PL using NUFC as a bargaining chip.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

So my iptv subscription might eventually help to block Newcastle's takeover happening?

Never felt prouder in my life.

You’re a modern day hero my friend

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Can’t wait to see @JimmyJeffers next twitter round-up.

Heads will be falling off all over the shop.

There’s too much material! I’m lost in a sea of Geordie tears. Help me!

 

[Yarrgh]

lol lol

"#cans"???

 

[JimmyJeffers]

"#cans"???

Er yes. During my extensive research it appears that these baboons have started using the hashtag ‘cans’ as an indication of celebratory measures for when the takover is finally announced. I’ve noticed the hashtag ‘deludedSelfimportanthorsepunchers’ isn’t receiving quite the same coverage.