Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[MikeH72]

Ashley has outdone himself with this year’s jarg takeover saga. Even found one that really looked like it might happen!

I’m particularly impressed with the timing of it too. Right at the least likely time for a major business transaction.

 

[Yarrgh]

I thought they were going to have sacked Bruce by the end of May (appointed Poch) and made several eye catching signings? Or maybe all those who have egged this takeover on don't know what they are talking about?

Newcastle fans clueless? I'm shocked I tell you. Shocked!

#cans

 

[JimmyJeffers]

greetings toffees! Kicking off today with incredible bantz from renowned local comedian, Pez’s dad. lol ‘Ah tell you what fitherlol stick one of those radge towels they wear on their nappers loland take a picture and lol I’ll put it on me twittah!’



I wonder if a Geordie consortium was looking to buy a Saudi football team, the Saudi locals would be posting pics of themselves with NUFC drawn across their breasts with marker pens, wear skirts wedged up their butt cracks and have fake greggs sausage roll pastry flakes made of cardboard, stuck in their beards with sellotape.

HUGE fan of Nasser’s reply to this tweet btw. Well done on Pez’s dad cultural ignorance. BIG points.

lollollollol 4 laughing emojis for you. Some excellent things happening here. Father and son should be proud. Keep up the good work you ignorant, nettle eating cavemen.

 

[PhilM]

Hopefully he doesn't go the full hog and petrol bomb his local Yemeni restaurant.

 

[Yarrgh]

Googled Newcastle Takeover and on bottom of page 1....



29 minutes until #cans!!!

Maybe 27 or 28 as I was very slow to post it. I'm just too worried about the Mbappe and Bale transfers ruining football!

 

[Yarrgh]

19 minutes to go! #cans

 

[Yarrgh]

11 minutes before the guarantee of 'Wor Esk' comes true! Time to panic?

 

[Yarrgh]

Anyone got flight tracker? Are any planes due to leave from Madrid or Paris in 9 minutes time? Or even from feeder club Roma?

 

[DanB90]

Seems a bit fishy.

#clams

 

[Yarrgh]

5 minutes.

 

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4 minutes!

 

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3 minutes...

 

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2...

 

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<1 minute...

 

[Yarrgh]

#cans!!!