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Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

GREETINGS TOFFERS
It’s a beautiful Friday and Twitter big cheese and football philosopher, Mouth of the Tyne has decided to record his own version of John Lennon’s ‘imagine’ with DEVASTATING consequences:

Well MOTT, the lyrics don’t quite fit there but that’s the least of your worries.
Considering you haven’t won a trophy for the past 60 odd years this would categorically NOT be the most Newcastle thing ever.
The most Newcastle thing to happen would be if you get knocked out the cup by Norwich then smash up your own city. After that hoards of toon fans would scour the countryside looking to pick fights with farm animals. Then one of your squad would get accused of sexual assault but you all cheer him on regardless whilst slagging immigrants cos ‘they’re al porvorts’
Then you get relegated.
lol lol lol Three laughing emojis for you MOTT. I admire you’re delusional optimism and low IQ. Could do with having a tea towel on your head for your profile pic but there’s plenty time.
 
I’ve heard many a conversation were they are compared to villa and Everton as in club size.... generally the response from a lot of their fans is that there bigger them both! The keegan years really played with their minds!
 
shields safc 1879 said:
I’ve heard many a conversation were they are compared to villa and Everton as in club size.... generally the response from a lot of their fans is that there bigger them both! The keegan years really played with their minds!
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1 team city and their egos have been allowed to develop unchecked. It’s out duty to make them realise they are ridiculous
 
shields safc 1879 said:
I’ve heard many a conversation were they are compared to villa and Everton as in club size.... generally the response from a lot of their fans is that there bigger them both! The keegan years really played with their minds!
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Leaving us out of it, Villa have won a lot more than them and have a massive following, they are surrounded by loads of decent clubs as well not just one in a city.
Honestly wouldnt class Newcastle with them, they might have an arguement if it were Wolves possibly but no way are they on par with Villa, and most people on here know i am no fan of them either just honestly think they are way above Newcastle.
Take away the fact Newcastle get decent crowds numbers, what are the big for exactly?
Punching horses, man boob blobs with toon army tats on there belly and wearing the kit morning noon and night and even on holiday , bet a few have been married in them as well.
baffels me how a city with so many nice decent people turn out that rabble at the footy.
 
To be fair Newcastle had some good teams in the mid 1990s with some top players like Shearer, Ginola, Ferdinand, Cole, Hottinger and Asprilla. Probably only an outstanding United team stopped them winning the PL. They went off the boil but we're pretty good under Bobby Robson for a bit. Pretty much pants ever since though.

Think they won a UEFA Cup in about 1969 and that's about it. Mostly rubbish since the 1950s except for those Keegan and Robson periods.

And they seem to be a retirement home for dodgy RS twunts: McDermott, Dalglish, Souness, Rush, Barnes, Venison.
 

shagpuss said:
To be fair Newcastle had some good teams in the mid 1990s with some top players like Shearer, Ginola, Ferdinand, Cole, Hottinger and Asprilla. Probably only an outstanding United team stopped them winning the PL. They went off the boil but we're pretty good under Bobby Robson for a bit. Pretty much pants ever since though.

Think they won a UEFA Cup in about 1969 and that's about it. Mostly rubbish since the 1950s except for those Keegan and Robson periods.

And they seem to be a retirement home for dodgy RS twunts: McDermott, Dalglish, Souness, Rush, Barnes, Venison.
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Mad how they never even came close to winning a cup in their glory days of the 90’s and early 00’s under Robson. Leicester won the League Cup twice in that era, Middlesbrough won it, teams like Bolton and Villa got to finals. But where were Newcastle in all of this?

Personally I think those Newcastle teams were actually massively overrated looking back.
 
mikeh72 said:
Mad how they never even came close to winning a cup in their glory days of the 90’s and early 00’s under Robson. Leicester won the League Cup twice in that era, Middlesbrough won it, teams like Bolton and Villa got to finals. But where were Newcastle in all of this?

Personally I think those Newcastle teams were actually massively overrated looking back.
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Could have sworn they got beat in two FA Cup finals around then. Deffo in 1999 when United beat them in their treble season.
 

mikeh72 said:
Mad how they never even came close to winning a cup in their glory days of the 90’s and early 00’s under Robson. Leicester won the League Cup twice in that era, Middlesbrough won it, teams like Bolton and Villa got to finals. But where were Newcastle in all of this?

Personally I think those Newcastle teams were actually massively overrated looking back.
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Got to a couple of finals and bottled them, if I recall.
 
shields safc 1879 said:
I’ve heard many a conversation were they are compared to villa and Everton as in club size.... generally the response from a lot of their fans is that there bigger them both! The keegan years really played with their minds!
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Considering in six years it will be 100 years ! since they won a top flight title - their fans need to pipe down a tad and play their dik swinging competitions with the likes of PNE, the Wednesday and Huddersfield Town...…….
 

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