Newcastle Utd (and Viz)
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JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
My main man Joe calls for balanced media coverage!
People never mention all the charity coffee mornings Harold Shipman organised. He raised over £70 once for the orthopaedic chair ward! All I hear these days is that he killed this person, killed that person. What about a bit of balance here!
lollollollol Stunning stuff here Joe, you little sea monkey. Great use of flags. Love the phrase ‘the negative stuff’ used to describe the ordered assassination of a journalist who wrote some mean things about someone. Really good.
Your days must be full of wonder.
People never mention all the charity coffee mornings Harold Shipman organised. He raised over £70 once for the orthopaedic chair ward! All I hear these days is that he killed this person, killed that person. What about a bit of balance here!
lollollollol Stunning stuff here Joe, you little sea monkey. Great use of flags. Love the phrase ‘the negative stuff’ used to describe the ordered assassination of a journalist who wrote some mean things about someone. Really good.
Your days must be full of wonder.
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
You could write an essay about that picture.
The letters scratched into the table, playing the fruity and not even looking at it.. etc.
jaycee
Player Valuation: £60m
If a picture paints a 1000 words..........
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Looks like he’s pulled up a stool for some serious fruity action. Boozer looks dog rough also. Probably in Walker or Wallsend. Great stuff.
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
Be some classics on the jukebox in that ale house.
The pool table deffo has a ripped cloth and the cues have no tips on the end.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
... a thousand misspelled words
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Haha. I kinda want to visit now. Put ‘here I go Again’ by white snake on the jukebox
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
Tornado lad will do his giro on the fruity and you will pop £2 in and drop the Jacky.
It will all kick off.
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
Don't need 1000 words to say "geordie virgin in weatherspoons in the middle of a weekday on his lonesome spending his benefits on a football shirt describing someone he wishes he was, with a haircut only he thinks is cool"
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
lol Christ used to see that happen often. Used to like a play on a fruity. Don’t see people playing them so much these days which is a bit of a shame
rxyzyxr
Player Valuation: £500k
Connor mcloud
Player Valuation: £10m
Sorry mate wrong guy
Chewbacca
Player Valuation: £30m
One of the few times I thought I was in physical danger was about 20 years ago when my stepdad (who was a lovely man but had left school at 13) suggested I join him and my mum in the local charva bar they frequented and I had never been in, to join their quiz team. We (I) won the quiz without dropping a point and this qualified for the snowball which had been running for weeks and was £200. I also won this (who wrote Kidnapped) and the whole place turned into the Slaughtered Lamb and we left without finishing my pint.
Someone had a quiet word with him during the following week that I was not welcome back as I was “a clever [Poor language removed]”
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