I'm fewmin! I told the missus to delete that pic!! Was literally printing 40,000 copies of this in work and was gonna send it to them as a "look what yer cudav wun pet" Crimbo card.
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I'm fewmin! I told the missus to delete that pic!! Was literally printing 40,000 copies of this in work and was gonna send it to them as a "look what yer cudav wun pet" Crimbo card.
What are the trophies for and why are you standing in the bath mate?
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As @catcherintherye has always said
I wanted to try and recreate the kind of pic where a players is drinking champagne out of the trophy in the big baths they use in the changing rooms.
The 3 trophies are
1. Replica fairs cup
2. Manager of the month award (Glenn Roeder sold me it for a tenner at a car boot sale)
3. Best punch to a police horse 2017/18 season
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
lollollol Where did you find that?! So many questions. He must have had that top made especially for him.
Do you think he bought the trophies especially for this photo op? I think he might have you know. Probs trying to flog them on eBay as we speak...
It was one of the replies on Twitter to to that ball-chinned danger who was talking about launching the toon-armada like he was Churchill going int ww3.
BainesontoastNEW
Player Valuation: £40m
The gift, it keeps on giving. I would pay good money to see Ashley personally resolve this.
Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
That’ll be Keith Downie the massive Toon fan. They’re hilarious.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
I bet he wakes up laughing and doesn’t stop till he finally spews in a fireplace and collapses in his own urine soaked lonsdale tracky bottoms
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Yes not sure where they can go with it from here. Halfway through season 2 and it’s starting to go beyond the realms of reality. Gonna stick with it though
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I think you underestimate the jawdee nation's ability to smash its head against a brick wall.
I hope Gazza re releases Fog On The Tyne to raise some much needed awareness of what proper gobshites Newcastle fans are.
Edit - added some of the classic lyrics for you
Tell the truth tomorrow
Today will take it's time to
Tell you what tonight will bring,
Presently we'll have a pint or two together
Everybody do their thing
We can swing together
We can have a wee wee
We can have a wet on the wall
If someone slips a whisper
That his simple sister slapped them down
And they slavered on their smalls
'Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine
Edit - added some of the classic lyrics for you
Tell the truth tomorrow
Today will take it's time to
Tell you what tonight will bring,
Presently we'll have a pint or two together
Everybody do their thing
We can swing together
We can have a wee wee
We can have a wet on the wall
If someone slips a whisper
That his simple sister slapped them down
And they slavered on their smalls
'Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine