Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[JimmyJeffers]

I hope Gazza re releases Fog On The Tyne to raise some much needed awareness of what proper gobshites Newcastle fans are.

Edit - added some of the classic lyrics for you

Tell the truth tomorrow
Today will take it's time to
Tell you what tonight will bring,
Presently we'll have a pint or two together
Everybody do their thing
We can swing together
We can have a wee wee
We can have a wet on the wall
If someone slips a whisper
That his simple sister slapped them down
And they slavered on their smalls
'Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine

Bit disappointed you haven’t altered the lyrics slightly here.

 

[maccavennie]

Bit disappointed you haven’t altered the lyrics slightly here.

I can't possibly enhance lyrics such as "we csn have a wee wee" Jimmy.

You can't change perfection. I hope Paulie belter and the rest of planet jawdee turn this song into their very own Lords prayer

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I can't possibly enhance lyrics such as "we csn have a wee wee" Jimmy.

You can't change perfection. I hope Paulie belter and the rest of planet jawdee turn this song into their very own Lords prayer

And drink from the sacred chalice of a giant sports direct mug. Amen

 

[maccavennie]

And drink from the sacred chalice of a giant sports direct mug. Amen

Got have a pic on the opposite side of the mug with the following pics

Hot water in the Cup = pic of consortium saying "here's wot yer cudda wun pet"

Cold water in the Cup = pic of Mike Ashley saying "lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol"

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Got have a pic on the opposite side of the mug with the following pics

Hot water in the Cup = pic of consortium saying "here's wot yer cudda wun pet"

Cold water in the Cup = pic of Mike Ashley saying "lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol"

Just a pic of his head with ‘11 smiler’ written underneath.

Blessed is the giant provider of Donnay socks. For he shall SMITE the heathens of the north! PAULIE 12:13

 

[Yarrgh]

Finally had a chance to watch Gary BallChin Glitter give his Mate Adie impersonation.

I feel quite Churchillian after this report. Never in the field of football humour have so many laughed so hard at so few.

 

[catcherintherye]

That’ll be Keith Downie the massive Toon fan. They’re hilarious.

Ashley is desperate for the sale. Businesses massively hit, got the fee he wanted and perhaps needed. Hes a businessman. It doesnt mean the buyers are interested though.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

What an utterly illogical article: https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...ting-at-saudi-arabia-failure-to-buy-newcastle

Arguing the North East natives were, in part, desperate for some other promised investment in the face of a region due to be plunged into a covid-19 and Brexit related depression. The majority of the region voted for Brexit for a start, ffs. Not convinced the average fan thinks of wider regeneration either.

 

[witchdoc187]

The second one of those vids was the first one of his I've watched and genuinely got scared the way his face appeared at the end lol

Wtf??? Who is this guy?

 

[Yarrgh]

Wtf??? Who is this guy?

Without scrolling back to see who you are referring to, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it's a Toon supporting Buffoon.

 

[jaycee]

Without scrolling back to see who you are referring to, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it's a Toon supporting Buffoon.

The two most prominent are MC Belta,it can be him hes an international rap superstar,the other is the danger stranger love child of Gary Glitter and Peter Griffin,I'm going with the sex tourist

 

[Yarrgh]

The two most prominent are MC Belta,it can be him hes an international rap superstar,the other is the danger stranger love child of Gary Glitter and Peter Griffin,I'm going with the sex tourist

I am starting to think of them like the Jawdee Avengers. Sure they all have their individual adventures but every now and again they need to group up to fight a supreme menace like Thanos Master at Premier League HQ.

 

[jaycee]

I am starting to think of them like the Jawdee Avengers. Sure they all have their individual adventures but every now and again they need to group up to fight a supreme menace like Thanos Master at Premier League HQ.

Avengers spelt Dangers though

 

[jaycee]

Fella buys house,Jawdee Nashun choke on sosidge rolls

 

[Yarrgh]

Avengers spelt Dangers though

Dangers Assemble!