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Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

News just in ... Amanda Staveley sat on a wheelbarrow full of counterfeit £50 notes being pushed by Les Ferdinand by the Gallowgate End whilst she is holding a signed picture of Bill Gates as evidence of her backers.

Money Mike Ashley believed to be taking it seriously as he's put his shirt back on, and is pondering if he should put his kecks on also - but that might be more to do with the fact he is in Wetherspoons having an early morning liquid breakfast.
 
Apparently today’s outrage is over Kamala Harris not mentioning the deal being scuppered during her historic speech yesterday.

Later this afternoon Jared Kushner will be announced as the money man for a new bid backed by more Saudis, fronted by the time Kieron Dyer and Lee Bowyer has a fight on the pitch. The fan base will demand all true fans wear MGAA hats (make geordie Arabia again), and that any American postman get attacked in case they are carrying postal ballots by which the FA will try to get Biden elected in order that he blocks the deal.
 



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