Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[JimmyJeffers]

Robert confuses entire fan base by telling them all to leave the club

lol lol lol You daft piglet

 

[4737carlin]

Remember that youtube blogger fella The True Geordie, what a whopper he was, wonder if he is still about

 

[zukai12_]

Remember that youtube blogger fella The True Geordie, what a whopper he was, wonder if he is still about

Did you ever see his leaked Instagram messages

 

[the golden visionary]

Did you ever see his leaked Instagram messages

No are they a good read?

 

[Yarrgh]

No are they a good read?

A bit scatty to be honest.

 

[MikeH72]

Rafael Benitez leaves Dalian Professional after 18 months in charge

Rafael Benitez leaves his role as manager of Dalian Professional after 18 months in charge of the Chinese Super League side.

www.bbc.com

‘Dalian narrowly avoided dropping out of the division in the 2020 season, finishing 12th after a series of relegation play-offs.’

lol
Randomly

Oh my god they’re not still doing the takeover thing are they? Please.

 

[COYBL25]

Oh my god they’re not still doing the takeover thing are they? Please.

The stars are aligning.

Rafael has left China, citing his worry of the Kung Flu as his reason for leaving and Newcastle apparently need saving from relegation again, even though he`s taken them down once before lol

The bookies however now fancy him as one of the forerunners for the Celtic job.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Oh my god they’re not still doing the takeover thing are they? Please.

Yup. And to top it off they’re all getting trolled by Stan Collymore

 

[MikeH72]

The stars are aligning.

Rafael has left China, citing his worry of the Kung Flu as his reason for leaving and Newcastle apparently need saving from relegation again, even though he`s taken them down once before lol

The bookies however now fancy him as one of the forerunners for the Celtic job.

Oh well it makes loads of sense that he’d be coming back to the UK then.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Oh well it makes loads of sense that he’d be coming back to the UK then.

It’s like Qanon. Apparently someone called Keith has told them they’re getting taken over next month lol
Only toon fans could have an oracle called Keith.

 

[MikeH72]

It’s like Qanon. Apparently someone called Keith has told them they’re getting taken over next month lol

Every 6 months. They’re like clockwork. An absolute genius, Ashley.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Every 6 months. They’re like clockwork. An absolute genius, Ashley.

He’s welcome to come round mine and spew in my fireplace any time he wants

 

[the golden visionary]

A bit scatty to be honest.

Yeah just found them. Thought it was a transcript of danny murphys interview for the motd job at first

 

[Yarrgh]

Yeah just found them. Thought it was a transcript of danny murphys interview for the motd job at first

I have a couplet in my head that should come from a Gilbert and Sullivan musical:

And for all matters scatalogical,
you'll find he's not just philosophical.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

It’s like Qanon. Apparently someone called Keith has told them they’re getting taken over next month lol
Only toon fans could have an oracle called Keith.

Keith... Azul?